NICK'S PICKS - WEEK 14, 2016
Week
Year
YEAR TO DATE: 67-40-1  |   BEST WEEK: Week 3 (7 wins)  |   WORST WEEK: Week 1 (5 losses)

W

17-38
Orangutangs vs. Eaters (-5.5)
Kurt is ready to bask in the limelight that is the YFFL playoffs and show that he's not only the third best GM in the league, but has also built a true title contender that's going to bring back some respect to the Eaters camp. Jon's Tangs on the other hand, I believe Jon himself finds it funny how his team of 'Boys found their way into the playoffs at the expense of the MNF kick in the future land of no-manhood that Steve took and is just happy to be here this season. The future is very bright for the Tangs. The Eaters move on to face the second best GM in the league in the AFC Title game.

T

45-50
Mallards vs. Dragons (-5)
This is one of those games where everyone thinks Matt Ryan is going to wash out any and all production Aaron Rodgers is going to put up and it just doesn't happen. Rodgers, assuming there is not another snowstorm in Green Bay Sunday, is going to sling the ball around and put up some points that the Mallards can't recover from. Steve, having been neutered before the playoff game takes place, will not only feel the pain from his procedure, but also from the lackluster performance his so-called elite quarterback in Matty Ice puts up against the Rams underrated defense. Jeff Fisher's team is fighting for his job and will do whatever they can to make some noise to keep him around for at least another week. As a reminder to everyone in the league, this is the time of year that Steve tells us all about how his team who is not currently in either playoffs, 'would have' done had they been alive, with complete player by player scoring. Steve, just keep the ice on the junk and take your own advice, move "on to the 2017 draft."

W

49-25
Beans (-9) vs. Refugees
Not worth a comment.

L

35-30
Thugs (-6) vs. White Guys
After last week, how could you not root for the Thugs to make it to the Stupor Bowl title game (to lose).