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The Second Coming?

Can Ezekiel Elliott lead the Chickens back into the spotlight?

Ezekiel Elliott

After an unprecedented string of six consecutive division titles that saw two Super Bowl titles, the Chunky Chickens came crashing back to earth last season. A combination of low draft picks, advancing age and a supposed(?) "trade embargo" left the once mighty Chickens with a roster that could muster just 3 victories and the league's worst record.

However, the Chickens showed their resiliency by winning the inaugural Stupor Bowl playoffs (including the first ever playoff tie breaker in the finals) to secure the #1 overall draft pick.

The last time the Chickens won 3 games was 1999. They were division champs again by 2001. Leading the charge? A trio of RBs led by Ricky Williams, Jamal Lewis (drafted #1 in 2000) and all-time great LaDainian Tomlinson (drafted #5 in 2001).

With Ezekiel Elliott on tap as the #1 overall pick in this year's draft, could history be repeating itself? Steve Dugas is back with his first Mock Draft of 2016 as we edge closer to another season of YFFL football.


Martavis Bryant


The "Embargo" Falls

After 1,385 days, the YFFL "trade embargo" with the Chickens has been lifted. The Orangutangs sent embattled wideout Martavis Bryant to the Chickens in exchange for a 2016 3rd Round draft pick. Bryant will sit out the 2016 season after being suspended by the NFL, but GM Nick Wood hopes he will be a key piece to the Chickens future rebuilding process.

Le'Veon Bell


"Over" Before It Starts?

With Le'Veon Bell already running afoul of the league's substance abuse policy, are the Llamas headed for another roller coaster season? That's just one of the preseason questions that GMs Nick and Kurt tackle as they decide a few over/unders before the start of the 2016 season.