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House of Dwayne

Dwayne Allen's 3 TDs on Monday night doomed the Merry Men

Dwayne Allen

Brock & Roll. The Shaun Alexander Game. Ricky for T.O.

The YFFL has seen its share of jaw dropping events. But what happened on Monday night might top them all.

With a 38 point lead over the Thugs heading into the night, the Orangutangs having already lost and Bear Poop's prospects especially slim, the Merry Men just needed to hang onto the victory in order to win the AFC Wild Card.

However, just seven minutes into the game, Thugs teammates Andrew Luck and Dwayne Allen had already connected TWICE for touchdowns to cut the lead to 14 points. When Nick Folk booted a field goal and Luck found Allen AGAIN in the end zone, it was over...all before half-time.

A stunned Steven Michael Dugas must have been wondering what just happened. Allen, a former member of the Mallards AND Merry Men, had just 73 yards receiving since Week 5 and had reached double digits just once in his career. The improbable events of Monday night "vaulted" the Tangs into the playoffs despite a loss thanks to their points advantage. They will take on the Eaters in next week's opening round.

However, it wasn't all bad news for Steve. The Mallards hung onto a 39-27 win over the Dragons to secure the NFC Wild Card. The same two teams will face off in a re-match to earn the right to face the Chickens, who closed out their remarkable season on a down note with a loss to the Huskers, but still finished 3rd all-time with 775 points on the season.

Meanwhile, the Llamas cruised to their 4th straight win and became the first team in league history to go a perfect 10-0 in the conference. They will take a week off before facing the winner of the Tangs and Eaters.

All this leads to Super Bowl XXIV. Can the Dragons repeat? Will the Chickens return to the top? Or will the Llamas live up to last season's hype? We'll find out in just a few weeks.


DeMarco Murray


Feel the Power

MVP candidate DeMarco Murray and the Llamas are atop the final Power Rankings of the season, but will they be able to finish strong and capture their first championship? Steve Dugas gives a final rundown of all 16 teams and looks ahead to see where each franchise may be heading in the future.

Eddie Lacy


Fact or Fiction is Back! (Again)

With the playoffs upon us, Kurt and Ryan are back to separate fact from fiction about Steve's real disappointment after Week 13, Anthony's under-the-radar season, who should win Owner of the Year this season and make jokes about Eddie Lacy.

Steve Dugas


The Job Has Already Been Done

Bobby calls Steve to get his reaction to the instant classic Thugs-Merry Men game but mostly just to rub salt in his wounds on the latest YFFL Podcast. Plus, Steve reveals some personal medical information, the guys break down this week's Wild Card games and provide an in-depth analysis of the Stupor Bowl Playoffs!

GAME OF THE WEEK presented by Nick's Picks

  Orangutangs vs. Eaters (-5.5)

Kurt is ready to bask in the limelight that is the YFFL playoffs and show that he's not only the third best GM in the league, but has also built a true title contender that's going to bring back some respect to the Eaters camp. Jon's Tangs on the other hand, I believe Jon himself finds it funny how his team of 'Boys found their way into the playoffs at the expense of the MNF kick in the future land of no-manhood that Steve took and is just happy to be here this season. The future is very bright for the Tangs. The Eaters move on to face the second best GM in the league in the AFC Title game.

Nick's Pick: Eaters  |  View Nick's WEEK 14 Picks...