| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Kevin Jones | Refugees |
| 1-2 | RB | Steven Jackson | Mallards |
| 1-3 | TE | Kellen Winslow | Eaters |
| 1-4 | WR | Larry Fitzgerald | White Guys |
| 1-5 | QB | Eli Manning | Boys |
| 1-6 | WR | Roy Williams | Buddies |
| 1-7 | RB | Julius Jones | Llamas |
| 1-8 | QB | Philip Rivers | Chickens |
| 1-9 | WR | Reggie Williams | Orangutangs |
| 1-10 | RB | Tatum Bell | Huskers |
| 1-11 | RB | Greg B. Jones | Dragons |
| 1-12 | RB | Chris Perry | Thugs |
| 1-13 | WR | Michael Clayton | Poop |
| 1-14 | QB | Ben Roethlisberger | Brothers |
| 1-15 | QB | Josh McCown | Refugees |
| 1-16 | WR | Lee Evans | Thugs |
| 2-1 | WR | Rashaun Woods | Refugees |
| 2-2 | WR | Keary Colbert | Mallards |
| 2-3 | WR | Michael Jenkins | Eaters |
| 2-4 | TE | Benjamin Watson | White Guys |
| 2-5 | WR | Darius Watts | Boys |
| 2-6 | RB | Cedric Cobbs | Buddies |
| 2-7 | RB | Chester Taylor | Llamas |
| 2-8 | TE | Antonio Gates | Chickens |
| 2-9 | RB | Mewelde Moore | Merry Men |
| 2-10 | TE | Boo Williams | Huskers |
| 2-11 | QB | Mark Brunell | Dragons |
| 2-12 | WR | David Terrell | Orangutangs |
| 2-13 | WR | Kevin Johnson | Poop |
| 2-14 | RB | LaMont Jordan | Beans |
| 2-15 | RB | Sammy Morris | Beans |
| 2-16 | QB | Tim Rattay | Thugs |
| 3-1 | WR | Marcus Robinson | Thugs |
| 3-2 | RB | Tony Hollings | Mallards |
| 3-3 | WR | Jerricho Cotchery | Eaters |
| 3-4 | TE | Ernest Wilford | White Guys |
| 3-5 | TE | Ben Troupe | Boys |
| 3-6 | K | Jason Hanson | Buddies |
| 3-7 | WR | Eric Parker | Llamas |
| 3-8 | WR | Devery Henderson | Chickens |
| 3-9 | WR | Kelly Campbell | Merry Men |
| 3-10 | K | John Kasay | Huskers |
| 3-11 | WR | Josh Reed | Dragons |
| 3-12 | K | Paul Edinger | Orangutangs |
| 3-13 | TE | Erron Kinney | Poop |
| 3-14 | WR | Justin Gage | Brothers |
| 3-15 | WR | Jerry Rice | Beans |
| 3-16 | WR | Todd Pinkston | Thugs |
| 4-1 | K | Morten Andersen | Refugees |
| 4-2 | QB | Matt Schaub | Mallards |
| 4-3 | K | Aaron Elling | Eaters |
| 4-4 | K | Martin Gramatica | White Guys |
| 4-5 | K | Nate Kaeding | Boys |
| 4-6 | K | Doug Brien | Buddies |
| 4-7 | WR | Ronald Curry | Llamas |
| 4-8 | K | Kris Brown | Chickens |
| 4-9 | K | Joe Nedney | Merry Men |
| 4-10 | WR | Dante Hall | Huskers |
| 4-11 | K | Shayne Graham | Dragons |
| 4-12 | K | Lawrence Tynes | Orangutangs |
| 4-13 | K | Jeff Reed | Poop |
| 4-14 | WR | Darnerien McCants | Brothers |
| 4-15 | WR | Bobby Wade | Beans |
| 4-16 | - | - | Thugs |
| 5-1 | QB | Luke McCown | Mallards |
| 5-2 | K | Nate Kaeding | Eaters |
| 5-3 | K | Brett Conway | Boys |
| 5-4 | WR | Cedrick Wilson | Huskers |
| 5-5 | TE | Desmond Clark | Orangutangs |
| 5-6 | K | Josh Scobee | Brothers |