| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Ronnie Brown | Poop |
| 1-2 | RB | Cadillac Williams | Brothers |
| 1-3 | RB | Cedric Benson | Mallards |
| 1-4 | RB | J.J. Arrington | Thugs |
| 1-5 | WR | Braylon Edwards | Beans |
| 1-6 | WR | Mike Williams | Llamas |
| 1-7 | WR | Troy Williamson | Boys |
| 1-8 | WR | Matt Jones | Refugees |
| 1-9 | RB | Eric Shelton | Eaters |
| 1-10 | RB | Frank Gore | Dragons |
| 1-11 | QB | Alex Smith | Buddies |
| 1-12 | WR | Roddy White | White Guys |
| 1-13 | WR | Mark Clayton | Orangutangs |
| 1-14 | RB | Brandon Jacobs | Huskers |
| 1-15 | RB | Ryan Moats | Chickens |
| 1-16 | WR | Reggie Brown | Refugees |
| 2-1 | QB | Billy Volek | Thugs |
| 2-2 | WR | Kevin Curtis | Brothers |
| 2-3 | QB | Kyle Orton | Mallards |
| 2-4 | TE | Heath Miller | Thugs |
| 2-5 | RB | Mike Anderson | Beans |
| 2-6 | WR | Samie Parker | Llamas |
| 2-7 | RB | Vernand Morency | Boys |
| 2-8 | QB | Jason Campbell | Refugees |
| 2-9 | WR | Vincent Jackson | Eaters |
| 2-10 | QB | Aaron Rodgers | Dragons |
| 2-11 | WR | Mark Bradley | Buddies |
| 2-12 | K | Mike Nugent | White Guys |
| 2-13 | RB | Ciatrick Fason | Orangutangs |
| 2-14 | WR | Travis Taylor | Huskers |
| 2-15 | WR | Courtney Roby | Chickens |
| 2-16 | RB | Willie Parker | Merry Men |
| 3-1 | TE | Ben Troupe | Poop |
| 3-2 | QB | Charlie Frye | Brothers |
| 3-3 | WR | Brandon Jones | Mallards |
| 3-4 | RB | Dominic Rhodes | Thugs |
| 3-5 | K | Jeff Wilkins | Beans |
| 3-6 | RB | Marion Barber | Llamas |
| 3-7 | TE | Chris Cooley | Boys |
| 3-8 | RB | Darren Sproles | Refugees |
| 3-9 | TE | Alex Smith | Eaters |
| 3-10 | TE | Marcus Pollard | Dragons |
| 3-11 | K | Ryan Longwell | Buddies |
| 3-12 | RB | Ladell Betts | White Guys |
| 3-13 | WR | Greg Lewis | Orangutangs |
| 3-14 | RB | Alvin Pearman | Huskers |
| 3-15 | K | Paul Edinger | Chickens |
| 3-16 | QB | David Garrard | Merry Men |
| 4-1 | WR | Clarence Moore | Poop |
| 4-2 | TE | Desmond Clark | Brothers |
| 4-3 | WR | Joey Galloway | Huskers |
| 4-4 | K | Rian Lindell | Dragons |
| 4-5 | WR | Doug Gabriel | Beans |
| 4-6 | K | Jay Feely | Llamas |
| 4-7 | K | Nate Kaeding | Boys |
| 4-8 | - | - | Refugees |
| 4-9 | WR | Roscoe Parrish | Eaters |
| 4-10 | - | - | Dragons |
| 4-11 | K | Kris Brown | Buddies |
| 4-12 | K | John Hall | White Guys |
| 4-13 | K | John Carney | Orangutangs |
| 4-14 | K | Phil Dawson | Huskers |
| 4-15 | WR | Chris Henry | Chickens |
| 4-16 | QB | Trent Dilfer | Merry Men |
| 5-1 | K | Todd Peterson | Poop |
| 5-2 | WR | Kelley Washington | Brothers |
| 5-3 | WR | Terrence Murphy | Mallards |
| 5-4 | K | Neil Rackers | Eaters |
| 5-5 | WR | Eric Parker | White Guys |
| 5-6 | QB | Brad Johnson | Merry Men |
| 6-1 | RB | Michael Turner | Mallards |
| 6-2 | K | Jason Hanson | Merry Men |