| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Darren McFadden | Brothers |
| 1-2 | RB | Jonathan Stewart | Orangutangs |
| 1-3 | RB | Chris Johnson | Refugees |
| 1-4 | RB | Ryan Grant | Thugs |
| 1-5 | RB | Rashard Mendenhall | Boys |
| 1-6 | RB | Matt Forte | Dragons |
| 1-7 | QB | Matt Ryan | Mallards |
| 1-8 | RB | Kevin Smith | Buddies |
| 1-9 | RB | Ray Rice | Merry Men |
| 1-10 | RB | Tim Hightower | Huskers |
| 1-11 | RB | Felix Jones | Chickens |
| 1-12 | RB | Ahmad Bradshaw | Thugs (Via Poop) |
| 1-13 | WR | DeSean Jackson | Beans |
| 1-14 | WR | James Hardy | Eaters |
| 1-15 | RB | Pierre Thomas | Merry Men (Via Llamas, Chickens) |
| 1-16 | WR | Devin Thomas | White Guys |
| 2-1 | WR | Eddie Royal | Brothers |
| 2-2 | TE | Dustin Keller | Orangutangs |
| 2-3 | RB | Steve Slaton | Refugees |
| 2-4 | RB | Ryan Torain | Thugs |
| 2-5 | WR | Limas Sweed | Boys |
| 2-6 | WR | Josh Morgan | Dragons |
| 2-7 | TE | Donald Lee | Mallards |
| 2-8 | RB | Ricky Williams | Buddies |
| 2-9 | WR | Earl Bennett | Merry Men |
| 2-10 | QB | Joe Flacco | Huskers |
| 2-11 | RB | Jamaal Charles | Chickens |
| 2-12 | WR | Donnie Avery | Boys (Via Poop) |
| 2-13 | WR | Chris Henry | Beans |
| 2-14 | TE | John Carlson | Eaters |
| 2-15 | K | Nate Kaeding | Llamas |
| 2-16 | RB | Andre Hall | White Guys |
| 3-1 | K | Adam Vinatieri | Brothers |
| 3-2 | QB | Chad Henne | Orangutangs |
| 3-3 | K | Rob Bironas | Refugees |
| 3-4 | QB | Kurt Warner | Thugs |
| 3-5 | K | Josh Scobee | Boys |
| 3-6 | TE | Ben Utecht | Dragons |
| 3-7 | WR | Malcolm Kelly | Mallards |
| 3-8 | RB | Darren Sproles | Buddies |
| 3-9 | QB | Colt Brennan | Merry Men |
| 3-10 | K | Ryan Longwell | Huskers |
| 3-11 | WR | Justin Gage | Chickens |
| 3-12 | K | Neil Rackers | Poop |
| 3-13 | RB | Chris Taylor | Beans |
| 3-14 | K | Jason Hanson | Eaters |
| 3-15 | TE | Kevin Boss | Llamas |
| 3-16 | QB | J.T. O'Sullivan | White Guys |
| 4-1 | RB | Fred Jackson | Brothers |
| 4-2 | RB | Maurice Morris | Orangutangs |
| 4-3 | K | Jason Elam | Refugees |
| 4-4 | - | - | Thugs |
| 4-5 | - | - | Boys |
| 4-6 | RB | Jalen Parmele | Dragons |
| 4-7 | RB | Jacob Hester | Mallards |
| 4-8 | K | Joe Nedney | Buddies |
| 4-9 | RB | Justin Forsett | Merry Men |
| 4-10 | WR | Will Franklin | Huskers |
| 4-11 | RB | Ahman Green | Chickens |
| 4-12 | WR | Jabar Gaffney | Poop |
| 4-13 | RB | Mike Hart | Beans |
| 4-14 | K | Matt Bryant | Eaters |
| 4-15 | QB | Kyle Orton | Llamas |
| 4-16 | QB | Alex Smith | White Guys |
| 5-1 | WR | Jordy Nelson | Dragons |
| 5-2 | WR | Ben Obomanu | Mallards |
| 5-3 | K | Taylor Mehlhaff | Merry Men |
| 5-4 | WR | Courtney Taylor | Poop |
| 5-5 | WR | Antonio Bryant | Llamas |
| 6-1 | WR | Jerome Simpson | Poop |