| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Mark Ingram | Eaters |
| 1-2 | WR | Julio Jones | Beans |
| 1-3 | WR | A.J. Green | Boys |
| 1-4 | RB | Stevan Ridley | Mallards |
| 1-5 | WR | Greg Little | Eaters (via Orangutangs) |
| 1-6 | QB | Cam Newton | Poop |
| 1-7 | QB | Blaine Gabbert | White Guys |
| 1-8 | WR | Plaxico Burress | Buddies |
| 1-9 | RB | Roy Helu | Merry Men |
| 1-10 | WR | Jacoby Ford | Huskers |
| 1-11 | RB | Delone Carter | Llamas |
| 1-12 | RB | Daniel Thomas | Dragons |
| 1-13 | RB | Kendall Hunter | Beans (via Refugees) |
| 1-14 | QB | Jake Locker | Merry Men (via Brothers) |
| 1-15 | RB | Alex Green | Chickens |
| 1-16 | RB | DeMarco Murray | Poop (via Thugs) |
| 2-1 | WR | Antonio Brown | Eaters |
| 2-2 | TE | Lance Kendricks | Beans |
| 2-3 | QB | Andy Dalton | Boys |
| 2-4 | WR | Randall Cobb | Mallards |
| 2-5 | RB | Shane Vereen | Orangutangs |
| 2-6 | WR | Titus Young | Poop |
| 2-7 | RB | Bernard Scott | White Guys |
| 2-8 | RB | Ryan Williams | Buddies |
| 2-9 | WR | Vincent Brown | Merry Men |
| 2-10 | K | Alex Henery | Merry Men (via Huskers) |
| 2-11 | QB | John Beck | Llamas |
| 2-12 | WR | Denarius Moore | Dragons |
| 2-13 | QB | Colin Kaepernick | Refugees |
| 2-14 | QB | Tarvaris Jackson | Brothers |
| 2-15 | WR | Jon Baldwin | Chickens |
| 2-16 | QB | Christian Ponder | Thugs |
| 3-1 | QB | Ryan Mallett | Eaters |
| 3-2 | RB | Mikel Leshoure | Beans |
| 3-3 | WR | Leonard Hankerson | Boys |
| 3-4 | RB | Jason Snelling | Mallards |
| 3-5 | WR | Torrey Smith | Orangutangs |
| 3-6 | RB | Jacquizz Rodgers | Poop |
| 3-7 | TE | Kyle Rudolph | White Guys |
| 3-8 | WR | Jeremy Kerley | Buddies |
| 3-9 | K | David Akers | Beans (via Merry Men) |
| 3-10 | TE | Tony Moeaki | Huskers |
| 3-11 | TE | Jared Cook | Mallards (via Llamas, Merry Men, Llamas) |
| 3-12 | TE | Fred Davis | Dragons |
| 3-13 | RB | Johnny White | Thugs (via Refugees) |
| 3-14 | TE | Kevin Boss | Brothers |
| 3-15 | RB | Marion Barber | Chickens |
| 3-16 | TE | Julius Thomas | Thugs |
| 4-1 | K | Dan Carpenter | Eaters |
| 4-2 | K | Shaun Suisham | Beans |
| 4-3 | K | Robbie Gould | Boys |
| 4-4 | - | - | Mallards |
| 4-5 | WR | Eric Decker | Orangutangs |
| 4-6 | - | - | Poop |
| 4-7 | TE | Tony Gonzalez | White Guys |
| 4-8 | WR | Brandon Gibson | Refugees (via Buddies) |
| 4-9 | WR | Bernard Berrian | Llamas (via Merry Men) |
| 4-10 | QB | Charlie Whitehurst | Huskers |
| 4-11 | QB | Rex Grossman | Llamas |
| 4-12 | RB | Rashad Jennings | Dragons |
| 4-13 | WR | Darrius Heyward-Bey | Refugees |
| 4-14 | RB | Jamie Harper | Brothers |
| 4-15 | K | David Akers | Chickens |
| 4-16 | WR | Nate Washington | Thugs |
| 5-1 | K | Billy Cundiff | Orangutangs |
| 5-2 | QB | Tyrod Taylor | Buddies |
| 5-3 | WR | Taylor Price | Merry Men |
| 5-4 | WR | Derrick Mason | Huskers |
| 5-5 | WR | Jordy Nelson | Brothers |
| 5-6 | RB | Jordan Todman | Chickens |
| 6-1 | K | Alex Henery | Eaters |