| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Ezekiel Elliott | Chickens |
| 1-2 | RB | Derrick Henry | Buddies |
| 1-3 | WR | Sterling Shepard | Merry Men (via Eaters) |
| 1-4 | WR | Corey Coleman | Eaters (via Llamas) |
| 1-5 | WR | Josh Doctson | Huskers |
| 1-6 | QB | Carson Wentz | Mallards |
| 1-7 | WR | Michael Thomas | White Guys |
| 1-8 | RB | Kenneth Dixon | Thugs |
| 1-9 | WR | Will Fuller | Beans |
| 1-10 | WR | Laquon Treadwell | Poop |
| 1-11 | QB | Dak Prescott | Orangutangs |
| 1-12 | WR | Tyler Boyd | Boys |
| 1-13 | QB | Jared Goff | Brothers |
| 1-14 | QB | Paxton Lynch | Refugees |
| 1-15 | RB | C.J. Prosise | Dragons (Via Merry Men) |
| 1-16 | TE | Hunter Henry | Dragons |
| 2-1 | WR | Tajae Sharpe | Eaters (via Chickens) |
| 2-2 | RB | DeAndre Washington | Huskers (via Buddies, Merry Men) |
| 2-3 | RB | Spencer Ware | Chickens (via Eaters) |
| 2-4 | TE | Tyler Higbee | Llamas |
| 2-5 | RB | Devontae Booker | Merry Men (via Huskers) |
| 2-6 | WR | Chris Hogan | Mallards |
| 2-7 | WR | Mohamed Sanu | White Guys |
| 2-8 | WR | Malcolm Mitchell | Thugs |
| 2-9 | RB | Wendell Smallwood | Beans |
| 2-10 | TE | Jared Cook | Poop |
| 2-11 | WR | Leonte Carroo | Orangutangs |
| 2-12 | RB | Cameron Artis-Payne | Boys |
| 2-13 | RB | James Starks | Brothers |
| 2-14 | QB | Trevor Siemian | Refugees |
| 2-15 | WR | Braxton Miller | Buddies (via Merry Men) |
| 2-16 | RB | Rob Kelley | Llamas (Via Dragons) |
| 3-1 | K | Dan Bailey | Orangutangs (via Chickens) |
| 3-2 | RB | Tyler Ervin | Buddies |
| 3-3 | K | Graham Gano | Mallards (via Eaters) |
| 3-4 | RB | Jordan Howard | Eaters (via Llamas) |
| 3-5 | WR | Markus Wheaton | Merry Men (via Huskers) |
| 3-6 | TE | Austin Hooper | Mallards |
| 3-7 | WR | Jared Abbrederis | White Guys |
| 3-8 | QB | Blaine Gabbert | Thugs |
| 3-9 | K | Dustin Hopkins | Beans |
| 3-10 | WR | Eli Rogers | Poop |
| 3-11 | K | Adam Vinatieri | Orangutangs |
| 3-12 | K | Blair Walsh | Boys |
| 3-13 | K | Robbie Gould | Brothers |
| 3-14 | WR | Kendall Wright | Refugees |
| 3-15 | RB | Alex Collins | Merry Men |
| 3-16 | K | Roberto Aguayo | Dragons |
| 4-1 | TE | Jesse James | Chickens |
| 4-2 | WR | Pharoh Cooper | Buddies |
| 4-3 | WR | Terrance Williams | Chickens (via Eaters) |
| 4-4 | K | Brandon McManus | Llamas |
| 4-5 | WR | Tyrell Williams | Huskers |
| 4-6 | WR | Terrelle Pryor | Huskers (via Mallards) |
| 4-7 | TE | Kyle Rudolph | White Guys |
| 4-8 | RB | Paul Perkins | Thugs |
| 4-9 | K | Sebastian Janikowski | Beans |
| 4-10 | K | Cairo Santos | Poop |
| 4-11 | - | - | Orangutangs |
| 4-12 | TE | Virgil Green | Boys |
| 4-13 | TE | Zach Miller | Brothers |
| 4-14 | WR | Victor Cruz | Refugees |
| 4-15 | - | - | Merry Men |
| 4-16 | K | Nick Novak | Dragons |
| 5-1 | WR | Charles D. Johnson | Llamas |
| 5-2 | WR | Justin Hardy | White Guys |
| 5-3 | K | Nick Folk | Thugs |
| 6-1 | TE | Vernon Davis | White Guys |
| 6-2 | RB | Bilal Powell | Thugs |
| 7-1 | WR | Aaron Dobson | White Guys |