10. big ben is a stiff
9. their all time record is worse than bates college's
8. too many shitty seahawks players on one roster (stevens, brown, wallace).
7. the name is almost as gay as steve hiding pink lemonades in Simms' fridge senior year
6. chris simms is on IR when he should be cut
5. team accomplishments = less than hancock lumber 1988-1992
4. brady quinn will not play for the patriots. hence he will blow.
3. Chris Simms is not Don Simms
2. nick wood to take over ownership in 08
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