http://www.yffl.com/random/
5 spins; keep your own score:
5 points for something that could pass for a fortune cookie
4 points for any reference of an obscure player no longer in the league
3 points for anything that makes no sense out of context
2 points for any jab at one of Steve's or Chris' teams or the Chickens
1 point for one that Bobby put absolutely no effort into