The only thing you have to look forward to this weekend is apple picking.
Instead of Football on Sunday, try drinking some cider while playing Scattagories with the Shubs. Seems like a much better alternative than hoping Dwayne Allen has a target.
Why do I get the impression that Nick wrote that response from his own perspective and then just swapped "Steve" for "me" and "Fieldstone Drive" for "whatever godforsaken road in Connecticut Nick lives on"?