Business is Boomin' for Mallards

Jon Kinsman, YFFL Commissioner


September 09, 2019


In case you didn't know what to do with yourself without any Antonio Brown news today, the YFFL is here to help. This afternoon, the Mallards acquired Brown from the Eaters in exchange for a 2020 1st Round draft pick.

After Brown verbally sparred with general manager Kurt Willette and leaked a TikTok video of owner Chris Davidson telling him to "stop this s--t and just play UT", the Eaters had reached a crossroads with the malcontent receiver.

Enter Steve Dugas and the Mallards, who have Super Bowl aspirations and are willing to take a flier on the combustible Brown. He will attempt to fill the shoes of Tyreek Hill, who the Mallards shipped off to the Buddies in the offseason, ironically due to off field concerns.

Will business be "boomin'" for the Mallards or will this blow up in their face? Brown is scheduled to make his 2019 debut next week against the Big Boys.