Tom Terrific

Jon Kinsman, YFFL Commissioner


September 21, 2021


In his 22nd season, Tom Brady is showing no signs of slowing down.

In fact, he may be playing the best he ever has.

Brady tossed 5 touchdowns in Week 2 to improve Bear Poop to 2-0 and place them atop the AFC East. It was the second straight game of 4+ touchdowns for Brady and moves him to just 53 points behind Peyton Manning on the YFFL's all-time scoring list. With 58 points thru the first two weeks of action, the record doesn't stand to last very long.

While Brady continues to redefine greatness, other members of owner Brian Davidson's squad have also been a big reason for Poop's early season success. WR Cooper Kupp now has 3 touchdowns thru the first 2 games and TE T.J. Hockenson appears ready to take "the leap" in his third season as he has now scored in back-to-back games.

With rookie Najee Harris anchoring the backfield, Brady and Bear Poop have already equaled their win total from a year ago and look like world-beaters in a wide open AFC. They'll match-up with the Orangutangs next week and will look to put an early strangehold on the division.

Elsewhere around the league, the Mexican Humping Beans moved to 2-0 after a pivotal division win over the Chickens, the Dragons narrowly downed the White Guys to send the defending champs into an 0-2 hole to start the season and the Buddies put the "Cohn of Shame" on the Merry Men thanks to 3 TDs apiece from Derrick Henry and Patrick Mahomes to stay undefeated.