| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Willis McGahee | Mallards |
| 1-2 | WR | Andre Johnson | Llamas |
| 1-3 | WR | Charles Rogers | Beans |
| 1-4 | QB | Carson Palmer | Brothers |
| 1-5 | RB | Larry Johnson | Buddies |
| 1-6 | QB | Byron Leftwich | Gooks |
| 1-7 | QB | Matt Hasselbeck | Eaters |
| 1-8 | RB | Justin Fargas | Beans |
| 1-9 | RB | Correll Buckhalter | Poop |
| 1-10 | RB | Onterrio Smith | Dragons |
| 1-11 | QB | Kyle Boller | Boys |
| 1-12 | RB | LaBrandon Toefield | Merry Men |
| 1-13 | WR | Bryant Johnson | Refugees |
| 1-14 | WR | Taylor Jacobs | Chickens |
| 1-15 | WR | Kelley Washington | Merry Men |
| 1-16 | WR | Tai Streets | Huskers |
| 2-1 | QB | Chris Simms | Mallards |
| 2-2 | RB | Adrian Peterson | Llamas |
| 2-3 | QB | Rex Grossman | Beans |
| 2-4 | WR | Nate Burleson | Beans |
| 2-5 | RB | Artose Pinner | Buddies |
| 2-6 | WR | Bobby Shaw | Gooks |
| 2-7 | RB | Chris Brown | Eaters |
| 2-8 | WR | Bethel Johnson | White Guys |
| 2-9 | WR | Tyrone Calico | Poop |
| 2-10 | WR | Jason McAddley | Dragons |
| 2-11 | WR | Marc Boerigter | Boys |
| 2-12 | WR | Anquan Boldin | Thugs |
| 2-13 | RB | Kevin Faulk | Refugees |
| 2-14 | TE | Jason Witten | Chickens |
| 2-15 | TE | Dallas Clark | Merry Men |
| 2-16 | RB | Quentin Griffin | Huskers |
| 3-1 | RB | Musa Smith | Mallards |
| 3-2 | TE | Doug Jolley | Llamas |
| 3-3 | K | Jeff Reed | Beans |
| 3-4 | WR | Drew Bennett | Brothers |
| 3-5 | RB | Lee Suggs | Buddies |
| 3-6 | TE | Shannon Sharpe | Gooks |
| 3-7 | TE | Billy Miller | Eaters |
| 3-8 | TE | Teyo Johnson | White Guys |
| 3-9 | RB | Najeh Davenport | Poop |
| 3-10 | TE | L.J. Smith | Dragons |
| 3-11 | TE | Matt Schobel | Boys |
| 3-12 | QB | Jeff Blake | Thugs |
| 3-13 | RB | Ladell Betts | Refugees |
| 3-14 | WR | Brandon Lloyd | Chickens |
| 3-15 | RB | Tony Hollings | Merry Men |
| 3-16 | QB | Vinny Testaverde | Huskers |
| 4-1 | QB | Rodney Peete | Mallards |
| 4-2 | WR | Dennis Northcutt | Llamas |
| 4-3 | - | - | Beans |
| 4-4 | WR | Billy McMullen | Brothers |
| 4-5 | K | Paul Edinger | Buddies |
| 4-6 | K | Jeff Chandler | Gooks |
| 4-7 | K | Josh Brown | Eaters |
| 4-8 | K | Kris Brown | White Guys |
| 4-9 | TE | Desmond Clark | Poop |
| 4-10 | K | John Hall | Dragons |
| 4-11 | K | Morten Andersen | Boys |
| 4-12 | RB | Avon Cobourne | Thugs |
| 4-13 | K | Hayden Epstein | Refugees |
| 4-14 | WR | Kevin Curtis | Chickens |
| 4-15 | K | John Kasay | Merry Men |
| 4-16 | K | Steve Christie | Huskers |
| 5-1 | QB | Drew Henson | Mallards |
| 5-2 | QB | Ken Dorsey | Llamas |
| 5-3 | WR | Micah Ross | Brothers |
| 5-4 | QB | Seneca Wallace | Buddies |
| 5-5 | WR | Bryan Gilmore | Eaters |
| 5-6 | K | Billy Cundiff | White Guys |
| 5-7 | RB | Aveion Cason | Thugs |
| 6-1 | WR | Bobby Wade | Mallards |