| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Reggie Bush | Eaters |
| 1-2 | RB | Laurence Maroney | Refugees |
| 1-3 | QB | Matt Leinart | White Guys |
| 1-4 | RB | DeAngelo Williams | Thugs (via Huskers, via Merry Men) |
| 1-5 | RB | Joseph Addai | Llamas |
| 1-6 | RB | Mike Bell | Mallards |
| 1-7 | TE | Vernon Davis | Merry Men (via Thugs) |
| 1-8 | RB | LenDale White | Orangutangs |
| 1-9 | QB | Jay Cutler | Beans |
| 1-10 | QB | Vince Young | Chickens |
| 1-11 | WR | Greg Jennings | Poop |
| 1-12 | RB | Jerious Norwood | Huskers (via Merry Men, via Brothers) |
| 1-13 | WR | Hank Baskett | Huskers (via Merry Men) |
| 1-14 | RB | Brian Calhoun | Boys |
| 1-15 | RB | Samkon Gado | Dragons |
| 1-16 | WR | Santonio Holmes | Buddies |
| 2-1 | WR | Sinorice Moss | Eaters |
| 2-2 | RB | Jerome Harrison | Beans (via Refugees) |
| 2-3 | WR | Chad Jackson | White Guys |
| 2-4 | WR | Derek Hagan | Dragons (via Huskers) |
| 2-5 | TE | Marcedes Lewis | Llamas |
| 2-6 | TE | Leonard Pope | Mallards |
| 2-7 | QB | Tarvaris Jackson | Merry Men (via Thugs) |
| 2-8 | WR | Chris Henry | Orangutangs |
| 2-9 | TE | Ernest Wilford | Beans |
| 2-10 | RB | Ryan Moats | Chickens |
| 2-11 | RB | Verron Haynes | Poop |
| 2-12 | K | Jeff Wilkins | Brothers |
| 2-13 | WR | Shaun McDonald | Thugs (via Merry Men) |
| 2-14 | WR | Maurice Stovall | Boys |
| 2-15 | K | Nate Kaeding | Boys (via Dragons) |
| 2-16 | RB | Cedric Cobbs | Buddies |
| 3-1 | QB | Brodie Croyle | Eaters |
| 3-2 | RB | Maurice Jones-Drew | Refugees |
| 3-3 | QB | Kellen Clemens | White Guys |
| 3-4 | RB | Musa Smith | Huskers |
| 3-5 | RB | Wali Lundy | Llamas |
| 3-6 | K | Josh Brown | Mallards |
| 3-7 | QB | Gus Frerotte | Thugs |
| 3-8 | TE | Joe Klopfenstein | Orangutangs |
| 3-9 | K | Stephen Gostkowski | Beans |
| 3-10 | WR | Travis Wilson | Chickens |
| 3-11 | WR | Jerricho Cotchery | Poop |
| 3-12 | TE | Tony Scheffler | Brothers |
| 3-13 | WR | Demetrius Williams | Merry Men |
| 3-14 | K | Josh Scobee | Boys |
| 3-15 | WR | Jason Avant | Dragons |
| 3-16 | RB | Michael Robinson | Buddies |
| 4-1 | QB | Tony Romo | Eaters |
| 4-2 | K | Sebastian Janikowski | Refugees |
| 4-3 | K | Rob Bironas | White Guys |
| 4-4 | WR | Cedrick Wilson | Huskers |
| 4-5 | TE | Jermaine Wiggins | Llamas |
| 4-6 | QB | Matt Schaub | Mallards |
| 4-7 | WR | Amani Toomer | Thugs |
| 4-8 | K | Ryan Longwell | Orangutangs |
| 4-9 | - | - | Beans |
| 4-10 | K | Jason Hanson | Chickens |
| 4-11 | K | John Carney | Poop |
| 4-12 | K | Phil Dawson | Brothers |
| 4-13 | K | Michael Koenen | Merry Men |
| 4-14 | - | - | Boys |
| 4-15 | K | Olindo Mare | Dragons |
| 4-16 | K | Kris Brown | Buddies |
| 5-1 | WR | Reche Caldwell | Eaters |
| 5-2 | RB | Correll Buckhalter | White Guys |
| 5-3 | WR | Robert Ferguson | Orangutangs |
| 5-4 | TE | Desmond Clark | Brothers |