| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | QB | Matthew Stafford | Merry Men |
| 1-2 | RB | Knowshon Moreno | Boys (via Brothers) |
| 1-3 | RB | Beanie Wells | Buddies |
| 1-4 | RB | Donald Brown | Boys |
| 1-5 | RB | LeSean McCoy | Beans (via Poop) |
| 1-6 | WR | Percy Harvin | Orangutangs |
| 1-7 | WR | Michael Crabtree | Mallards |
| 1-8 | WR | Hakeem Nicks | Refugees |
| 1-9 | QB | Mark Sanchez | White Guys |
| 1-10 | RB | James Davis | Beans (via Chickens) |
| 1-11 | RB | Shonn Greene | Beans |
| 1-12 | WR | Kenny Britt | Llamas |
| 1-13 | RB | Glen Coffee | Eaters |
| 1-14 | WR | Jeremy Maclin | Huskers |
| 1-15 | WR | Chaz Schilens | Huskers (via Thugs) |
| 1-16 | TE | Brandon Pettigrew | Dragons |
| 2-1 | RB | Tashard Choice | Merry Men |
| 2-2 | RB | D.J. Ware | Brothers |
| 2-3 | WR | Darrius Heyward-Bey | Buddies |
| 2-4 | QB | Matt Leinart | Boys |
| 2-5 | K | Rob Bironas | Poop |
| 2-6 | TE | Brent Celek | Orangutangs |
| 2-7 | WR | Domenik Hixon | Thugs (via Mallards, Huskers) |
| 2-8 | WR | Deon Butler | Refugees |
| 2-9 | K | Kris Brown | Thugs (via White Guys) |
| 2-10 | K | David Akers | Chickens |
| 2-11 | WR | Muhsin Muhammad | Chickens (via Beans) |
| 2-12 | TE | Visanthe Shiancoe | Llamas |
| 2-13 | QB | Shaun Hill | Eaters |
| 2-14 | TE | Heath Miller | Huskers |
| 2-15 | WR | Austin Collie | Thugs |
| 2-16 | WR | Mark Clayton | Dragons |
| 3-1 | RB | Bernard Scott | Merry Men |
| 3-2 | K | Neil Rackers | Brothers |
| 3-3 | QB | Byron Leftwich | Buddies |
| 3-4 | WR | Justin Gage | Boys |
| 3-5 | TE | Chris Baker | Poop |
| 3-6 | WR | Brian Robiskie | Orangutangs |
| 3-7 | TE | Jared Cook | Mallards |
| 3-8 | QB | Mike Vick | Refugees |
| 3-9 | RB | Correll Buckhalter | White Guys |
| 3-10 | RB | Rashad Jennings | Chickens |
| 3-11 | WR | Troy Williamson | Beans |
| 3-12 | WR | Ramses Barden | Llamas |
| 3-13 | K | John Kasay | Eaters |
| 3-14 | WR | Brian Hartline | Huskers |
| 3-15 | K | John Carney | Thugs |
| 3-16 | WR | Mike Sims-Walker | Dragons |
| 4-1 | K | Dan Carpenter | Merry Men |
| 4-2 | WR | Joey Galloway | Brothers |
| 4-3 | QB | Josh Freeman | Buddies |
| 4-4 | WR | Michael Jenkins | Boys |
| 4-5 | TE | Jermichael Finley | Poop |
| 4-6 | K | Josh Brown | Orangutangs |
| 4-7 | TE | Martellus Bennett | Mallards |
| 4-8 | K | Sebastian Janikowski | Refugees |
| 4-9 | K | Mike Nugent | White Guys |
| 4-10 | QB | Tom Brandstater | Chickens |
| 4-11 | - | - | Beans |
| 4-12 | WR | Mohamed Massaquoi | Llamas |
| 4-13 | QB | Marc Bulger | Eaters |
| 4-14 | - | - | Huskers |
| 4-15 | - | - | Thugs |
| 4-16 | K | Rian Lindell | Dragons |
| 5-1 | RB | Brandon Jackson | Poop |
| 5-2 | RB | Mike Goodson | Mallards |
| 5-3 | RB | Ricky Williams | White Guys |
| 6-1 | K | Lawrence Tynes | Mallards |
| 7-1 | WR | Davone Bess | Mallards |