| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Giovani Bernard | White Guys |
| 1-2 | RB | Eddie Lacy | Brothers |
| 1-3 | RB | Christine Michael | Buddies (via Eaters) |
| 1-4 | RB | Montee Ball | Huskers (via Thugs) |
| 1-5 | WR | DeAndre Hopkins | Dragons |
| 1-6 | WR | Tavon Austin | Huskers (via Thugs, Refugees) |
| 1-7 | RB | Le'Veon Bell | Llamas (via Merry Men) |
| 1-8 | RB | Cordarrelle Patterson | Huskers |
| 1-9 | WR | Kenbrell Thompkins | Beans (via Llamas) |
| 1-10 | TE | Tyler Eifert | Boys |
| 1-11 | WR | Markus Wheaton | Mallards |
| 1-12 | QB | EJ Manuel | Orangutangs |
| 1-13 | TE | Zach Sudfeld | Eaters (via Buddies) |
| 1-14 | WR | Robert Woods | Beans (via Mallards) |
| 1-15 | RB | Johnathan Franklin | Chickens (via Poop) |
| 1-16 | RB | Joseph Randle | Chickens |
| 2-1 | WR | Aaron Dobson | White Guys |
| 2-2 | RB | Stepfan Taylor | Brothers |
| 2-3 | WR | Justin Hunter | Mallards (via Eaters) |
| 2-4 | RB | Joique Bell | Thugs |
| 2-5 | WR | Keenan Allen | Dragons |
| 2-6 | WR | Riley Cooper | Refugees |
| 2-7 | TE | Dwayne Allen | Merry Men |
| 2-8 | TE | Zach Ertz | Huskers |
| 2-9 | QB | Geno Smith | Merry Men (via Llamas) |
| 2-10 | RB | Danny Woodhead | Boys |
| 2-11 | QB | Kirk Cousins | Eaters (via Beans) |
| 2-12 | RB | Zac Stacy | Orangutangs |
| 2-13 | TE | Vance McDonald | Buddies |
| 2-14 | WR | Kenny Stills | Beans |
| 2-15 | WR | Ace Sanders | Poop |
| 2-16 | RB | Knile Davis | Chickens |
| 3-1 | RB | Marcus Lattimore | White Guys |
| 3-2 | WR | Stedman Bailey | Merry Men (via Brothers) |
| 3-3 | WR | Marquess Wilson | Eaters |
| 3-4 | K | Sebastian Janikowski | Thugs |
| 3-5 | K | Phil Dawson | Dragons |
| 3-6 | RB | LeGarrette Blount | Refugees |
| 3-7 | WR | Josh Boyce | Merry Men |
| 3-8 | WR | Terrelle Pryor | Thugs (via Huskers) |
| 3-9 | RB | Jordan Todman | Llamas |
| 3-10 | K | Kai Forbath | Boys |
| 3-11 | K | Randy Bullock | Beans |
| 3-12 | TE | Rob Housler | Orangutangs |
| 3-13 | WR | Aaron Mellette | Buddies |
| 3-14 | RB | Lance Dunbar | Mallards |
| 3-15 | RB | Jonathan Dwyer | Poop |
| 3-16 | RB | Kenjon Barner | Eaters (via Chickens) |
| 4-1 | WR | Kyle Williams | White Guys |
| 4-2 | QB | Mike Glennon | Mallards (via Brothers) |
| 4-3 | WR | Marquise Goodwin | Eaters |
| 4-4 | K | Josh Brown | Thugs |
| 4-5 | RB | LaMichael James | Dragons |
| 4-6 | K | Josh Scobee | Refugees |
| 4-7 | - | - | Merry Men |
| 4-8 | TE | Julius Thomas | Huskers |
| 4-9 | QB | Chad Henne | Llamas |
| 4-10 | RB | Michael Bush | Boys |
| 4-11 | K | Shaun Suisham | Beans |
| 4-12 | K | Mason Crosby | Orangutangs |
| 4-13 | WR | Tavarres King | Buddies |
| 4-14 | - | - | Mallards |
| 4-15 | RB | Pierre Thomas | Poop |
| 4-16 | K | Graham Gano | Chickens |
| 5-1 | WR | Jacoby Jones | Brothers |
| 5-2 | TE | Travis Kelce | Refugees |
| 5-3 | K | Dustin Hopkins | Huskers |
| 5-4 | RB | Keiland Williams | Llamas |
| 5-5 | TE | Dallas Clark | Poop |
| 6-1 | TE | Jake Ballard | Brothers |
| 6-2 | WR | Jermaine Kearse | Huskers |