| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | WR | Sammy Watkins | Thugs |
| 1-2 | RB | Carlos Hyde | Beans |
| 1-3 | RB | Bishop Sankey | Poop |
| 1-4 | WR | Brandin Cooks | Boys |
| 1-5 | WR | Mike Evans | Mallards |
| 1-6 | TE | Kelvin Benjamin | Refugees |
| 1-7 | TE | Jordan Matthews | Llamas |
| 1-8 | RB | Andre Williams | Eaters |
| 1-9 | RB | Jeremy Hill | Mallards (via Dragons) |
| 1-10 | WR | Odell Beckham Jr. | Brothers |
| 1-11 | WR | Marqise Lee | Merry Men |
| 1-12 | QB | Johnny Manziel | White Guys |
| 1-13 | WR | Cody Latimer | Eaters (via Buddies) |
| 1-14 | TE | Eric Ebron | Merry Men (via Huskers) |
| 1-15 | QB | Teddy Bridgewater | Llamas (via Orangutangs) |
| 1-16 | QB | Blake Bortles | Chickens |
| 2-1 | TE | Ladarius Green | Thugs |
| 2-2 | RB | Terrance West | Beans |
| 2-3 | RB | Toby Gerhart | Poop |
| 2-4 | RB | Devonta Freeman | Boys |
| 2-5 | WR | Donte Moncrief | Mallards |
| 2-6 | RB | Chris Ivory | Refugees |
| 2-7 | WR | Davante Adams | Llamas |
| 2-8 | QB | Derek Carr | Thugs (via Eaters) |
| 2-9 | RB | Tre Mason | Dragons |
| 2-10 | RB | James White | Brothers |
| 2-11 | TE | Austin Seferian-Jenkins | Buddies (via Merry Men) |
| 2-12 | TE | Jace Amaro | White Guys |
| 2-13 | WR | John Brown | Merry Men (via Buddies) |
| 2-14 | RB | Lance Dunbar | Merry Men (via Huskers) |
| 2-15 | WR | Allen Robinson | Orangutangs |
| 2-16 | K | Steven Hauschka | Chickens |
| 3-1 | K | Shaun Suisham | Thugs |
| 3-2 | K | Shayne Graham | Beans |
| 3-3 | RB | Jonathan Grimes | Poop |
| 3-4 | RB | Stepfan Taylor | Boys |
| 3-5 | TE | Logan Thomas | Mallards |
| 3-6 | QB | Matt Cassel | Refugees |
| 3-7 | TE | Richard Rodgers | Llamas |
| 3-8 | RB | Ka'Deem Carey | Eaters |
| 3-9 | RB | Storm Johnson | Dragons |
| 3-10 | K | Nick Novak | Brothers |
| 3-11 | - | - | Mallards (via Merry Men, Huskers) |
| 3-12 | QB | Brian Hoyer | White Guys |
| 3-13 | RB | Jerick McKinnon | Buddies |
| 3-14 | K | Mason Crosby | Huskers |
| 3-15 | WR | Martavis Bryant | Orangutangs |
| 3-16 | QB | Jimmy Garoppolo | Chickens |
| 4-1 | - | - | Thugs |
| 4-2 | QB | Kirk Cousins | Beans |
| 4-3 | K | Robbie Gould | Poop |
| 4-4 | WR | Paul Richardson | Boys |
| 4-5 | - | - | Mallards |
| 4-6 | WR | Devin Street | Refugees |
| 4-7 | K | Nick Folk | Llamas |
| 4-8 | RB | Damien Williams | Eaters |
| 4-9 | K | Adam Vinatieri | Dragons |
| 4-10 | - | - | Mallards (via Brothers) |
| 4-11 | K | Ryan Succop | Orangutangs (via Merry Men) |
| 4-12 | TE | Zach Sudfeld | White Guys |
| 4-13 | WR | Rod Streater | Buddies |
| 4-14 | WR | Jeff Janis | Huskers |
| 4-15 | TE | Jermaine Gresham | Orangutangs |
| 4-16 | WR | Brian Quick | Chickens |
| 5-1 | K | Kai Forbath | Boys |
| 5-2 | WR | Jarvis Landry | Llamas |
| 5-3 | WR | Andrew Hawkins | Dragons |
| 5-4 | WR | Corey Washington | Brothers |
| 5-5 | WR | Malcom Floyd | Buddies |
| 5-6 | K | Connor Barth | Huskers |
| 6-1 | WR | Stedman Bailey | Huskers |