2023 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Boys | L | 22 - 23 |
| 2 | Eaters | L | 35 - 41 |
| 3 | Buddies | L | 46 - 47 |
| 4 | Merry Men | W | 40 - 39 |
| 5 | Dragons | L | 34 - 56 |
| 6 | Refugees | L | 38 - 43 |
| 7 | Llamas | W | 55 - 35 |
| 8 | Chickens | L | 45 - 70 |
| 9 | Orangutangs | W | 74 - 49 |
| 10 | Poop | W | 47 - 37 |
| 11 | Mallards | W | 63 - 32 |
| 12 | Eaters | L | 33 - 39 |
| 13 | Buddies | L | 29 - 77 |
| 14 | Merry Men | L | 25 - 51 |
2023 Stupor Bowl Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Boys | L | 18 - 24 |