2025 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Huskers | W | 47 - 45 |
| 2 | Thugs | W | 62 - 42 |
| 3 | Buddies | T | 44 - 44 |
| 4 | Eaters | L | 41 - 74 |
| 5 | Chickens | W | 45 - 29 |
| 6 | Refugees | W | 61 - 38 |
| 7 | Orangutangs | L | 30 - 83 |
| 8 | White Guys | L | 30 - 78 |
| 9 | Llamas | W | 60 - 36 |
| 10 | Poop | W | 48 - 28 |
| 11 | Brothers | W | 65 - 49 |
| 12 | Buddies | L | 24 - 56 |
| 13 | Eaters | W | 68 - 51 |
| 14 | Thugs | W | 41 - 34 |
2025 Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Orangutangs | W | 83 - 49 |
| 16 | Buddies | W | 66 - 34 |
| 17 | Huskers | W | 66 - 30 |