Regular Season
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Llamas | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 |
| Mallards | 15 | 7 | 0 | 0.682 |
| Brothers | 32 | 21 | 0 | 0.604 |
| Boys | 16 | 11 | 2 | 0.593 |
| Refugees | 7 | 5 | 0 | 0.583 |
| Buddies | 8 | 7 | 0 | 0.533 |
| Beans | 26 | 25 | 0 | 0.510 |
| Eaters | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Orangutangs | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Dragons | 12 | 18 | 0 | 0.400 |
| Chickens | 20 | 32 | 1 | 0.385 |
| Merry Men | 10 | 16 | 0 | 0.385 |
| White Guys | 10 | 17 | 1 | 0.370 |
| Poop | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Thugs | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0.286 |
Playoffs
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Boys | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 |
| Merry Men | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 |
| White Guys | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 |
| Chickens | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.400 |
| Dragons | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Refugees | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
Top Scoring Weeks
| Date | Opponent | Score |
|---|---|---|
| Week 5, 2019 | White Guys | 100 |
| Week 12, 2002 | Chickens | 88 |
| Week 5, 2013 | Chickens | 88 |
| Week 1, 2020 | Brothers | 88 |
| Week 9, 2019 | Mallards | 79 |
| Week 10, 2002 | Buddies | 78 |
| Week 2, 2020 | Beans | 78 |
| Week 1, 2004 | Buddies | 78 |
| Week 6, 2025 | Boys | 78 |
| Week 5, 2002 | Chickens | 76 |
| Week 3, 2002 | Buddies | 76 |
| Week 2, 2021 | Brothers | 75 |
| Week 7, 2022 | Dragons | 73 |
| Week 6, 2007 | Chickens | 73 |
| Week 3, 2019 | Beans | 73 |
| Week 7, 2020 | Dragons | 73 |
| Week 9, 2016 | Buddies | 73 |
| Week 3, 2013 | Dragons | 71 |
| Week 3, 2012 | Boys | 70 |
| Week 3, 2020 | Chickens | 69 |
| Week 13, 2024 | Beans | 69 |
| Week 13, 2016 | Chickens | 69 |
| Week 4, 2025 | Brothers | 68 |
| Week 7, 2002 | Boys | 68 |
| Week 13, 2015 | Beans | 67 |