2025 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Boys | W | 39 - 21 |
| 2 | Refugees | L | 25 - 35 |
| 3 | Llamas | L | 26 - 49 |
| 4 | Orangutangs | L | 36 - 57 |
| 5 | Huskers | L | 42 - 66 |
| 6 | Thugs | L | 14 - 43 |
| 7 | Eaters | L | 26 - 29 |
| 8 | Beans | W | 45 - 37 |
| 9 | Buddies | W | 39 - 32 |
| 10 | Merry Men | L | 28 - 48 |
| 11 | Dragons | W | 38 - 34 |
| 12 | Orangutangs | L | 33 - 97 |
| 13 | Refugees | L | 39 - 58 |
| 14 | Llamas | L | 26 - 54 |
2025 Stupor Bowl Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | - | T | - |