| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | QB | Marcus Mariota | Beans |
| 1-2 | RB | Todd Gurley | White Guys |
| 1-3 | WR | Amari Cooper | Llamas |
| 1-4 | RB | Melvin Gordon III | Merry Men |
| 1-5 | RB | C.J. Anderson | Merry Men (via Huskers) |
| 1-6 | RB | Ameer Abdullah | Mallards |
| 1-7 | WR | DeVante Parker | Huskers (via Brothers) |
| 1-8 | RB | T.J. Yeldon | Poop |
| 1-9 | WR | Nelson Agholor | Refugees |
| 1-10 | WR | Kevin White | Buddies |
| 1-11 | QB | Jameis Winston | Llamas (via Eaters) |
| 1-12 | WR | Phillip Dorsett | Chickens |
| 1-13 | RB | Tevin Coleman | Merry Men (via Thugs) |
| 1-14 | WR | Dorial Green-Beckham | Dragons |
| 1-15 | TE | Devin Funchess | Boys |
| 1-16 | RB | Matt Jones | Llamas (via Orangutangs) |
| 2-1 | WR | Charles D. Johnson | Beans |
| 2-2 | RB | David Cobb | White Guys |
| 2-3 | WR | Breshad Perriman | Eaters (via Llamas) |
| 2-4 | WR | Jaelen Strong | Thugs (via Merry Men) |
| 2-5 | RB | David Johnson | Huskers |
| 2-6 | WR | Tyler Lockett | Mallards |
| 2-7 | WR | Ty Montgomery II | Brothers |
| 2-8 | WR | Devin Smith | Poop |
| 2-9 | RB | Duke Johnson | Refugees |
| 2-10 | WR | Chris Conley | Buddies |
| 2-11 | K | Nick Novak | Brothers (via Eaters) |
| 2-12 | TE | Maxx Williams | Chickens |
| 2-13 | RB | Ronnie Hillman | Thugs |
| 2-14 | WR | Marvin Jones Jr. | Dragons |
| 2-15 | RB | Cameron Artis-Payne | Boys |
| 2-16 | TE | Jordan Reed | Orangutangs |
| 3-1 | K | Matt Bryant | Beans |
| 3-2 | RB | Knile Davis | White Guys |
| 3-3 | K | Josh Scobee | Llamas |
| 3-4 | K | Cairo Santos | Merry Men |
| 3-5 | WR | Steve Johnson | Huskers |
| 3-6 | K | Caleb Sturgis | Mallards |
| 3-7 | RB | Branden Oliver | Brothers |
| 3-8 | K | Robbie Gould | Poop |
| 3-9 | K | Connor Barth | Refugees |
| 3-10 | RB | Karlos Williams | Buddies |
| 3-11 | QB | Tyrod Taylor | Eaters |
| 3-12 | RB | Jeremy Langford | Chickens |
| 3-13 | K | Josh Brown | Thugs |
| 3-14 | WR | Sammie Coates | Dragons |
| 3-15 | RB | Jay Ajayi | Boys |
| 3-16 | RB | Javorius Allen | Orangutangs |
| 4-1 | QB | Brock Osweiler | Beans |
| 4-2 | WR | Jarius Wright | White Guys |
| 4-3 | TE | Derek Carrier | Llamas |
| 4-4 | - | - | Merry Men |
| 4-5 | WR | Brandon Coleman | Huskers |
| 4-6 | RB | Mike Davis | Mallards |
| 4-7 | - | - | Brothers |
| 4-8 | WR | Reggie Wayne | Poop |
| 4-9 | K | Nick Folk | Refugees |
| 4-10 | QB | Garrett Grayson | Buddies |
| 4-11 | WR | Duron Carter | Eaters |
| 4-12 | K | Blair Walsh | Chickens |
| 4-13 | QB | Jimmy Garoppolo | Mallards (via Thugs) |
| 4-14 | K | Dan Carpenter | Dragons |
| 4-15 | K | Greg Zuerlein | Boys |
| 4-16 | WR | Justin Hardy | Orangutangs |
| 5-1 | RB | Josh Robinson | Huskers |
| 5-2 | WR | Leonard Hankerson | Eaters |
| 5-3 | K | Randy Bullock | Thugs |
| 5-4 | RB | Robert Turbin | Dragons |
| 5-5 | K | Phil Dawson | Orangutangs |
| 6-1 | WR | Chris Matthews | Huskers |