2022 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Buddies | L | 37 - 54 |
| 2 | Dragons | W | 44 - 39 |
| 3 | White Guys | L | 28 - 49 |
| 4 | Boys | W | 66 - 60 |
| 5 | Refugees | L | 19 - 94 |
| 6 | Chickens | L | 21 - 28 |
| 7 | Beans | W | 52 - 48 |
| 8 | Thugs | L | 36 - 43 |
| 9 | Brothers | L | 25 - 32 |
| 10 | Huskers | L | 32 - 36 |
| 11 | Poop | L | 45 - 60 |
| 12 | Boys | L | 48 - 55 |
| 13 | White Guys | W | 46 - 22 |
| 14 | Dragons | L | 49 - 71 |
2022 Stupor Bowl Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Llamas | W | 57 - 32 |
| 16 | Orangutangs | L | 46 - 48 |