Regular Season
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eaters | 20 | 3 | 0 | 0.870 |
| Poop | 26 | 18 | 1 | 0.591 |
| Dragons | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0.545 |
| Orangutangs | 21 | 21 | 1 | 0.500 |
| Gooks | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Merry Men | 10 | 12 | 0 | 0.455 |
| Beans | 5 | 6 | 0 | 0.455 |
| Brothers | 8 | 10 | 0 | 0.444 |
| Mallards | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0.444 |
| Refugees | 17 | 28 | 0 | 0.378 |
| Buddies | 8 | 14 | 0 | 0.364 |
| Thugs | 7 | 14 | 2 | 0.333 |
| Chickens | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0.250 |
| White Guys | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0.182 |
| Boys | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0.143 |
| Huskers | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
Playoffs
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eaters | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Refugees | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 |
| White Guys | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
Top Scoring Weeks
| Date | Opponent | Score |
|---|---|---|
| Week 9, 2015 | Beans | 106 |
| Week 11, 2016 | Refugees | 84 |
| Week 2, 2009 | Dragons | 82 |
| Week 5, 2025 | Brothers | 81 |
| Week 7, 2010 | Merry Men | 80 |
| Week 1, 2011 | Dragons | 77 |
| Week 7, 2017 | Chickens | 71 |
| Week 13, 2014 | Poop | 70 |
| Week 12, 2009 | Orangutangs | 69 |
| Week 9, 2007 | Merry Men | 69 |
| Week 12, 2006 | Orangutangs | 69 |
| Week 13, 2013 | Poop | 69 |
| Week 1, 2016 | Refugees | 67 |
| Week 12, 2024 | Refugees | 67 |
| Week 10, 2016 | Brothers | 67 |
| Week 3, 2016 | Buddies | 67 |
| Week 4, 2016 | Poop | 67 |
| Week 8, 2005 | Merry Men | 66 |
| Week 12, 2018 | Poop | 65 |
| Week 8, 2022 | Boys | 65 |
| Week 13, 2009 | Poop | 65 |
| Week 8, 2007 | Buddies | 64 |
| Week 14, 2024 | Poop | 64 |
| Week 6, 2008 | Refugees | 64 |
| Week 4, 2015 | Buddies | 64 |