Regular Season
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jacks | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0.714 |
| Brothers | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0.700 |
| Gorgs | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 |
| Refugees | 22 | 16 | 0 | 0.579 |
| White Guys | 12 | 9 | 0 | 0.571 |
| Boys | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0.571 |
| Beans | 15 | 12 | 0 | 0.556 |
| Poop | 21 | 18 | 0 | 0.538 |
| Dragons | 10 | 9 | 0 | 0.526 |
| Huskers | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Buddies | 28 | 34 | 1 | 0.452 |
| Thugs | 24 | 30 | 1 | 0.444 |
| Merry Men | 21 | 30 | 0 | 0.412 |
| Orangutangs | 8 | 13 | 0 | 0.381 |
| Chickens | 6 | 12 | 1 | 0.333 |
| Gooks | 5 | 10 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Mallards | 2 | 5 | 1 | 0.286 |
| Llamas | 3 | 20 | 0 | 0.130 |
| Flies | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Express | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
Playoffs
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beans | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 |
| Merry Men | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 |
| Llamas | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 |
| Chickens | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Orangutangs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Refugees | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Boys | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Poop | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Thugs | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Gooks | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
| White Guys | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
Top Scoring Weeks
| Date | Opponent | Score |
|---|---|---|
| Week 8, 2014 | Refugees | 89 |
| Week 4, 2020 | Poop | 84 |
| Week 12, 1995 | White Guys | 82 |
| Week 3, 2007 | Poop | 79 |
| Week 10, 2007 | Chickens | 77 |
| Week 13, 1994 | Poop | 76 |
| Week 4, 2014 | Orangutangs | 75 |
| Week 4, 2025 | Merry Men | 74 |
| Week 9, 2016 | White Guys | 73 |
| Week 6, 2008 | Buddies | 73 |
| Week 13, 2007 | Buddies | 73 |
| Week 2, 2012 | White Guys | 72 |
| Week 5, 2016 | Refugees | 71 |
| Week 7, 1996 | Refugees | 71 |
| Week 1, 2018 | Thugs | 71 |
| Week 13, 2013 | Buddies | 70 |
| Week 13, 2004 | Buddies | 70 |
| Week 11, 2017 | Merry Men | 70 |
| Week 13, 2006 | Buddies | 70 |
| Week 15, 2010 | Beans | 69 |
| Week 2, 2008 | White Guys | 68 |
| Week 12, 2003 | Thugs | 67 |
| Week 4, 2016 | Buddies | 67 |
| Week 10, 2010 | Chickens | 67 |
| Week 12, 2016 | Merry Men | 67 |