2025 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thugs | L | 18 - 28 |
| 2 | Boys | L | 61 - 66 |
| 3 | White Guys | L | 32 - 43 |
| 4 | Mallards | L | 40 - 43 |
| 5 | Refugees | W | 50 - 46 |
| 6 | Beans | W | 50 - 37 |
| 7 | Huskers | W | 56 - 31 |
| 8 | Buddies | L | 28 - 60 |
| 9 | Chickens | L | 35 - 54 |
| 10 | Brothers | L | 13 - 54 |
| 11 | Poop | L | 34 - 38 |
| 12 | White Guys | W | 46 - 33 |
| 13 | Boys | W | 60 - 48 |
| 14 | Mallards | L | 25 - 52 |
2025 Stupor Bowl Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | Chickens | W | 58 - 41 |
| 17 | Beans | W | 60 - 34 |