POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 5, 2025
Week
Year

1

2
Orangutangs 3-1

Nix or Prescott....such a good problem to have.


2

Brothers 2-2

Not dinging them for losing when you score 63.


3

2
Llamas 3-1

Highest ranking since Drew Brees was under center.


4

2
Buddies 2-1-1

Mike's lawyers combing the YFFL rules to find a loophole to use his RBs at WR.


5

4
Merry Men 2-1-1

Cracks in foundation have been worsening since Xavier Worthy went down three plays into the season, week 5 is the week the whole house comes down. That lineup vs Chickens is terrible.


6

2
Eaters 2-2

Eaters are thrilled to see Beans on tap with Love on BYE this week.


7

3
Refugees 2-2

Deebo always has a big year when the year ends in an odd number.


8

1
White Guys 3-1

Who makes a move for a WR first? White Guys or Buddies?


9

Mallards 2-2

Mallards with an opportunity to make a statement vs 'Tangs this week after stealing a game from the Dragons Monday night.


10

3
Huskers 2-2

Now that's more like how Kev thought his weeks were going to play out.


11

1
Chickens 2-2

Hurts and Eagles are least interesting team in NFL to watch. I'd rather watch paint dry or flag traffic for three hours.


12

1
Boys 2-2

Dalton Kincaid continues to ball out after being called out in this column two weeks ago.


13

3
Thugs 2-2

Rome Odunze is only Thug who knows the season started four weeks ago.


14

Dragons 0-4

Hoping Dragons have changed their email settings to send all emails from Chickens to SPAM folder.


15

Poop 1-3

Egbuka is borderline running away with the RoY award.


16

Beans 1-3

Stafford would look good on MM.