| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Saquon Barkley | Llamas |
| 1-2 | RB | Royce Freeman | Brothers |
| 1-3 | WR | DJ Moore | Huskers |
| 1-4 | QB | Sam Darnold | Thugs |
| 1-5 | QB | Baker Mayfield | Buddies |
| 1-6 | RB | Sony Michel | Poop |
| 1-7 | WR | Courtland Sutton | Orangutangs |
| 1-8 | RB | Nick Chubb | Boys |
| 1-9 | RB | Rashaad Penny | Mallards (via Dragons) |
| 1-10 | RB | Kerryon Johnson | Dragons (via Chickens) |
| 1-11 | TE | Trey Burton | Llamas (via Merry Men) |
| 1-12 | RB | Ronald Jones | Beans |
| 1-13 | RB | Derrius Guice | Mallards |
| 1-14 | QB | Josh Rosen | Refugees |
| 1-15 | WR | Calvin Ridley | Eaters |
| 1-16 | QB | Lamar Jackson | White Guys |
| 2-1 | WR | Michael Gallup | Merry Men (via Llamas) |
| 2-2 | RB | LeGarrette Blount | Brothers |
| 2-3 | WR | Anthony Miller | Huskers |
| 2-4 | WR | Christian Kirk | Thugs |
| 2-5 | WR | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | Buddies |
| 2-6 | WR | James Washington | Merry Men (via Poop) |
| 2-7 | TE | George Kittle | Orangutangs |
| 2-8 | TE | Dallas Goedert | Boys |
| 2-9 | RB | Kalen Ballage | Dragons |
| 2-10 | WR | Keelan Cole Sr. | Chickens |
| 2-11 | TE | Mike Gesicki | Huskers (via Merry Men) |
| 2-12 | RB | Isaiah Crowell | Beans |
| 2-13 | WR | Antonio Callaway | Orangutangs (via Mallards) |
| 2-14 | QB | Josh Allen | Refugees |
| 2-15 | TE | Hayden Hurst | Eaters |
| 2-16 | WR | Phillip Dorsett | White Guys |
| 3-1 | TE | Ricky Seals-Jones | Llamas |
| 3-2 | WR | Geronimo Allison | Brothers |
| 3-3 | RB | Jordan Wilkins | Huskers |
| 3-4 | RB | Peyton Barber | Thugs |
| 3-5 | WR | Pierre Garcon | Buddies |
| 3-6 | WR | Laquon Treadwell | Poop |
| 3-7 | K | Matt Prater | Orangutangs |
| 3-8 | WR | Tre'Quan Smith | Boys |
| 3-9 | K | Robbie Gould | Dragons |
| 3-10 | WR | Ryan Grant | Chickens |
| 3-11 | - | - | Orangutangs (via Merry Men) |
| 3-12 | RB | Cordarrelle Patterson | Llamas (via Beans) |
| 3-13 | RB | Jaylen Samuels | Mallards |
| 3-14 | QB | Nathan Peterman | Refugees |
| 3-15 | K | Dan Bailey | Beans (via Eaters) |
| 3-16 | K | Randy Bullock | White Guys |
| 4-1 | TE | Vance McDonald | Beans (via Llamas) |
| 4-2 | TE | Nick Vannett | Brothers |
| 4-3 | K | Adam Vinatieri | Huskers |
| 4-4 | K | Daniel Carlson | Thugs |
| 4-5 | WR | Keke Coutee | Buddies |
| 4-6 | K | Mike Nugent | Poop |
| 4-7 | - | - | Orangutangs |
| 4-8 | K | Brandon McManus | Boys |
| 4-9 | K | Josh Lambo | Dragons |
| 4-10 | K | Caleb Sturgis | Chickens |
| 4-11 | WR | Danny Amendola | Poop (via Merry Men) |
| 4-12 | - | - | Beans |
| 4-13 | RB | Nyheim Hines | Mallards |
| 4-14 | K | Sebastian Janikowski | Refugees |
| 4-15 | K | Dustin Hopkins | Eaters |
| 4-16 | WR | Quincy Enunwa | White Guys |
| 5-1 | K | Steven Hauschka | Llamas |
| 5-2 | WR | Ted Ginn | Brothers |
| 5-3 | RB | Wayne Gallman | Chickens |
| 5-4 | RB | Austin Ekeler | Merry Men |
| 5-5 | WR | Dante Pettis | Eaters |
| 6-1 | RB | John Kelly Jr. | Merry Men |