The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 1 of the 2014 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 1 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - preseason records
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Chunky Chickens 0-0 Top 3 - 23 Weeks

11-2, 700+ points, YFFL MVP...nothing to see here folks, move along, move along.

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Apple Eaters 0-0

LOVE LOVE LOVE the Eaters to upset the Chickens in the Super Bowl

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Fightin' Mallards 0-0

Steven Ridley! CJ Spiller!! Steven Jackson!!! Your 2014 Mallards backfield!

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Memphis Brothers 0-0 Top 5 - 5 Weeks

What devastating injuries will the team with the worst luck in the league have to overcome this year?

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Asian Orangutangs 0-0 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

Your AFC East Champion by Default: the Asian Orangutangs!

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Ludke's Merry Men 0-0

Glennon? Geno? Locker??? Steve, only the White Guys are allowed to stash mediocre QBs on their roster

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5
UCornn Huskers 0-0

Not a fan of trading away a TD-machine tight end for an injury prone WR

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Burger Buddies 0-0

Funny feeling this is the year Manning starts his decline...and by that I mean he will only throw 40 TDs.

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Snapdragons 0-0

Welker suspension leaves them too thin at WR and RB to even think about winning the NFC East

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4
Big Boys 0-0

Looking forward to another year of Chris losing sleep every night on choosing between Dalton and Manning. Woof.

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High 5'n White Guys 0-0

The YFFL season doesn't officially begin until Sam Bradford goes down with a season-ending injury...and we're off!

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Bear Poop 0-0

Like the many journalists that are boycotting using the term 'Redskins', as a grown man I can't condone the use of the word 'Poop' anymore and will not be using it.

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Cuban Refugees 0-0

It pains me that this terrible team has a better chance of winning their division than either of my two teams.

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Mexican Beans 0-0

Is it a good or bad sign that the Saints cut and then re-signed Shayne Graham because "they couldn't find anyone better"? Your 2014 Mexican Humping Beans!

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Market Thugs 0-0

Is it too late to re-do the draft so I can pick Mike Evans instead of Sammy Watkins???

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