"They say geniuses pick Tomlinson. But you didn't pick him."
Point Diff.
+67
The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot
Power Rankings
Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 5 of the 2008 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.
2
4
Snapdragons
3-1
"How's your roster, Jon?" "I'd say strong...to quite strong."
Point Diff.
+45
3
4
Market Thugs
3-1
"Bobby, I missed one starter." "It was a big starter!"
Point Diff.
+8
4
1
It's been a long time since the Huskers made the playoffs...
Point Diff.
+21
5
3
"What are you guys doing in here?" "I'd say moving into first place."
Point Diff.
+7
6
3
Apple Eaters
2-2
"Jesus, Sansone. It's just a game."
Point Diff.
+63
7
5
Was the Merry Men's Week 4 lineup the worst in YFFL history?
Point Diff.
+1
8
4
"Like what you've done with the lineup. Oh, Ted Ginn Jr. He's phat. P-H phat."
Point Diff.
+25
9
5
Just when you think Aceto's got another pushover team, he goes out and signs Prater and knocks off the Beans and Mallards back-to-back
Point Diff.
-51
10
5
Cuban Refugees
2-2
I think Reggie Wayne would be a perfect fit in this lineup...
Point Diff.
-13
11
Burger Buddies
2-2
Just when you think Mike's getting ready to cash in his chips, he goes out picks up a pair of players and turns his season around
Point Diff.
-16
12
2
Bear Poop
1-3
"It's Chad Johnson, Greg. Or you might call him Ocho Cinco."
Point Diff.
-52
13
4
Mexican Beans
1-3
I'm keeping an eye on Chris like Sgt. Doakes kept an eye on Dexter...
Point Diff.
-45
14
2
Memphis Brothers
1-3
What happened to the days when Bri would always have a pair of great kickers?
Point Diff.
-18
15
2
"That smell, Bob, is the Merry Men. Dugas started Frerotte."
Point Diff.
-37
16
Big Boys
1-3
"Well if Florence Nightingale over here would submit a lineup..."
Point Diff.
-5