The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 13 of the 2025 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

Ranking History

Steve's Week 13 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 12
Burger Buddies 9-2-1 Top 3 - 2 Weeks

Continue to hold opponents to ridiculously low scores. No one has cracked 40 vs them since week 4. No one has even cracked 45 against them this year.

Point Diff. +173
2
3
Asian Orangutangs 7-5 Top 5 - 6 Weeks

Dropped a Chris Pierce (Class of '97) on the league just when they needed it most. 2023 Super Bowl rematch between 'Tangs and Brothers feeling like most likely outcome to this season.

Point Diff. +146
3
Memphis Brothers 7-5 Top 3 - 13 Weeks

Goff is in a huge funk. Luckily he'll be in a dome the rest of the fantasy season. Bri is hoping the Lions serve desert first for the Brothers this Thanksgiving.

Point Diff. +87
4
2
Ludke's Merry Men 7-4-1 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

The MM mailed it in worse than Daunte Culpepper did during the Cameo. Trade multiple firsts for Baker and now he probably won't be available when needed...cool...cool. This team might win the Super Bowl. They might miss the playoffs. Its all on the table.

Point Diff. -45
5
1

Mallards control their destiny this week vs White Guys. Win and in. Hopefully Chargers fixed their O-line this week or things won't look good for Herbert (6 points total the last two starts) and crew,

Point Diff. +14
6
1

Man did Kev have to sweat that one out against Kittle and the Chickens. Lucky for him Purdy was more interested in throwing to Panthers instead of the guys in red.

Point Diff. +33
7
1

Ryan Gibbons delivering on Kevin's ultimatum of a winning season or get fired after 6 straight losing seasons.

Point Diff. +16
8
4

Second straight season Josh Allen has let down his fellow Refugees in their biggest game. The guys needs some WRs. Did anyone else notice that uncanny resemblance Aceto has to Culpepper from that opening picture?

Point Diff. +44
9

White Guys have cracked 50 twice all season, checks notes....against the MM and Mallards. Good thing for them the Mallards are on tap this week.

Point Diff. -11
10
4

Thugs just barely hanging onto that coveted spot in the Stupor Bowl playoffs.

Point Diff. +10
11

I wonder if Nick finds Jalen Hurts hard to root for like AJ Brown and the rest of us do.

Point Diff. -30
12
1

Let the Burrow and Stafford QB controversy commence!

Point Diff. -103
13
3

I read some interesting info on JJ McCarthy, in EPA (expected points per attempt) he ranks 853 out of 854 for all QBs since 2000. The guy ranked 854....Jamarcus Russell.

Point Diff. -62
14
2

Well at least getting blown out sometimes feels better than dropping a close game where you second guess all your moves.

Point Diff. -157
15
1

Dragons having a blast playing spoiler.

Point Diff. -70
16
1

Eaters have cracked 50 twice all season, checks notes....against the MM and Mallards. Good thing for them the Merry Men are on tap this week.

Point Diff. -45