POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 13, 2025
Week
Year

1

Buddies 10-3-1

Continue to hold opponents to ridiculously low scores. No one has cracked 40 vs them since week 4. No one has even cracked 45 against them this year.


2

3
Orangutangs 9-5

Dropped a Chris Pierce (Class of '97) on the league just when they needed it most. 2023 Super Bowl rematch between 'Tangs and Brothers feeling like most likely outcome to this season.


3

Brothers 9-5

Goff is in a huge funk. Luckily he'll be in a dome the rest of the fantasy season. Bri is hoping the Lions serve desert first for the Brothers this Thanksgiving.


4

2
Merry Men 9-4-1

The MM mailed it in worse than Daunte Culpepper did during the Cameo. Trade multiple firsts for Baker and now he probably won't be available when needed...cool...cool. This team might win the Super Bowl. They might miss the playoffs. Its all on the table.


5

1
Mallards 7-7

Mallards control their destiny this week vs White Guys. Win and in. Hopefully Chargers fixed their O-line this week or things won't look good for Herbert (6 points total the last two starts) and crew,


6

1
Huskers 7-7

Man did Kev have to sweat that one out against Kittle and the Chickens. Lucky for him Purdy was more interested in throwing to Panthers instead of the guys in red.


7

1
Llamas 8-6

Ryan Gibbons delivering on Kevin's ultimatum of a winning season or get fired after 6 straight losing seasons.


8

4
Refugees 7-7

Second straight season Josh Allen has let down his fellow Refugees in their biggest game. The guys needs some WRs. Did anyone else notice that uncanny resemblance Aceto has to Culpepper from that opening picture?


9

White Guys 7-7

White Guys have cracked 50 twice all season, checks notes....against the MM and Mallards. Good thing for them the Mallards are on tap this week.


10

4
Thugs 6-8

Thugs just barely hanging onto that coveted spot in the Stupor Bowl playoffs.


11

Chickens 6-8

I wonder if Nick finds Jalen Hurts hard to root for like AJ Brown and the rest of us do.


12

1
Beans 6-8

Let the Burrow and Stafford QB controversy commence!


13

3
Boys 6-8

I read some interesting info on JJ McCarthy, in EPA (expected points per attempt) he ranks 853 out of 854 for all QBs since 2000. The guy ranked 854....Jamarcus Russell.


14

2
Poop 4-10

Well at least getting blown out sometimes feels better than dropping a close game where you second guess all your moves.


15

1
Dragons 5-9

Dragons having a blast playing spoiler.


16

1
Eaters 5-9

Eaters have cracked 50 twice all season, checks notes....against the MM and Mallards. Good thing for them the Merry Men are on tap this week.