The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 5 of the 2004 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 5 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 4
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Chunky Chickens 4-0 Top 3 - 5 Weeks

On an off-week they still are the league's highest scoring team.

Point Diff. +129
2
1
Burger Buddies 3-1 Top 3 - 2 Weeks

Warrick Dunn could be team MVP.

Point Diff. -15
3
2
UCornn Huskers 3-1 Top 5 - 5 Weeks

Holmes still the best fantasy player out there.

Point Diff. +72
4
2
Ludke's Merry Men 3-2 Top 5 - 5 Weeks

Can we count the weeks Porter gets between 40-49 yards????

Point Diff. +64
5
1
Snapdragons 3-1 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

Dragons - Boys still one of the league's oldest and best rivalries.

Point Diff. +52
6
1
High 5'n White Guys 3-1

Right now I'm equating Curtis Martin to Super Mario on a mushroom binge.

Point Diff. +1
7
2
Apple Eaters 2-2

Emmitt Smith's "unpossible" game ruins Thugs' winning streak.

Point Diff. -37
8
2
Big Boys 2-2

Only team not to score at least 20 in Week 4.

Point Diff. +10
9
1
Market Thugs 3-1

Moe Williams to suit up vs. rival Merry Men.

Point Diff. +24
10
Asian Orangutangs 3-2

Thanks to expansion Mike Alstott is still starting in the YFFL.

Point Diff. -6
11
Bear Poop 1-3

Brady is now officially the franchise player.

Point Diff. -29
12
Fightin' Mallards 2-2

Just playing the waiting game with Stephen Jackson and Willis McGahee.

Point Diff. -27
14
1
Mexican Beans 0-4

This is beginning to be a trend: 1 year of success followed by years of disappointment.

Point Diff. -67
15
Cuban Refugees 0-4

Issac Bruce's trade value has never been higher.

Point Diff. -59
16
Memphis Brothers 0-4

Last time they faced the Beans the stakes were much higher.

Point Diff. -101