The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 5 of the 2022 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 5 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 4
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Burger Buddies 4-0 Top 3 - 5 Weeks

Buddies ascend to #1 the same week Mike is due to be a Dad. Great week for Mike!

Point Diff. +64
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High 5'n White Guys 4-0 Top 3 - 3 Weeks

Feels like the White Guys haven't lost a game in 4 years.

Point Diff. +71
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Cuban Refugees 3-1 Top 3 - 5 Weeks

Dropped a heartbreaker to the Bear. Looks like they might actually have some competition in their division.

Point Diff. +97
4
Chunky Chickens 3-1 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

The Chickens skill position players seem to really be fading. Chickens seem poised to start tumbling down the NFC West standings.

Point Diff. +9
5
Big Boys 1-3 Top 5 - 4 Weeks

Just when Chris thinks Kyler Murray has saved the day Mike Evans shows up on SNF to deliver two TDs and a loss.

Point Diff. -24
6
Memphis Brothers 1-3

Is there anything worse than a one point loss on Monday Night??

Point Diff. +42
7
Market Thugs 3-1

Nothing wrong with losing to the Buddies. Thugs just have to win the games they are supposed to win.

Point Diff. +5
8
Bear Poop 3-1

Tom Brady delivers as he tries to keep the dream alive of a YFFL Title while his personal life is in disarray.

Point Diff. +8
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2
Fightin' Mallards 2-2

Mike Evans saved the Mallards season. This team needs to settle on a lineup.

Point Diff. -27
10
Mexican Beans 2-2

What's the next best thing after beating up on your little brother the week before?? Why beating the Chickens of course!

Point Diff. -12
11
2
Snapdragons 1-3

Dragons fall to 1-3 in a game where Kicking accounted for 30% of the scoring.

Point Diff. +18
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2
UCornn Huskers 1-3

Huskers keep their season alive by the three little chinly hairs Keven always had in High School. Show down with MM next week. Loser's season is over.

Point Diff. -80
13
Ludke's Merry Men 1-3

Euphoria of first win was quickly blunted by news of Javonte Williams and Cordarrelle Patterson (now available for a 2nd rounder) going on IR. And what's up with the Rams?? Stafford with 0 back to back weeks for first time since 2014.

Point Diff. -15
14
2
Apple Eaters 1-3

Is that Kenny Picketts theme music I hear...?

Point Diff. -48
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Asian Orangutangs 1-3

Congrats to Ryan Tannehill on outlasting the Llamas!

Point Diff. -71