The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 14 of the 2025 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 14 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 13
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Burger Buddies 10-2-1 Top 3 - 3 Weeks

Wrapped up a 4th division title this decade as they scored 55 or better for a third straight week.

Point Diff. +197
2
Asian Orangutangs 8-5 Top 3 - 2 Weeks

Current Super Bowl favorite in the betting markets. Prescott, Rice, and Gibbs are all red hot.

Point Diff. +181
3
1
Ludke's Merry Men 8-4-1 Top 5 - 3 Weeks

Turns out they didn't need to trade for Mayfield as the MM get the job done and make the playoffs in back to back seasons for the first time in 20 years. Outside of Purdy every other starter has a pretty bad playoff schedule. Probably one and done.

Point Diff. -28
4
1
Memphis Brothers 8-5 Top 5 - 23 Weeks

Roster is just in shambles as injuries continue to mount. Luckily for Brothers they have the BYE and a couple weeks to get healthy (assuming Huskers don't whip them by 60+ this week).

Point Diff. +110
5
Fightin' Mallards 6-7 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

Mallards need to win against a red hot Dragons team and then have either the White Guys or Huskers lose this week to sneak in to the playoffs.

Point Diff. 0
6
UCornn Huskers 7-6

If the Huskers can't beat this weeks Brothers lineup they should close up shop and move the franchise to another city.

Point Diff. +4
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2
High 5'n White Guys 7-6

Could Drake Maye be headed to his first YFFL title in just year 2??

Point Diff. +3
8
Cuban Refugees 7-6

Heck of a turnaround but speaking from experience those 5-6 game losing streaks are always too hard to overcome.

Point Diff. +63
9
2
Llamas Fantasy Football Team 7-6

Emeka Egbuka with a lot of zeros to close out the year. Does he need a big game this week to regain rookie of the year award that seemed a shoe in for so long??

Point Diff. -19
10
5
Snapdragons 5-8

Pull up the Dragons game page if you get a minute. Season of streaks.

Point Diff. -58
11
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Market Thugs 6-7

Don't worry Bob, I'm sure Minnesota will get a QB for Jefferson this offseason.

Point Diff. -14
12
Mexican Beans 5-8

Loved the Beans playing spoiler to the Huskers season during the Thanksgiving holiday.

Point Diff. -74
13
3
Apple Eaters 4-9

Eaters showed just how much better they can be with a healthy team. Scary to think what they might do if they land that #1 pick in the coming weeks.

Point Diff. -62
14
3
Chunky Chickens 6-7

A loss this week and the Chickens would have their first sub .500 season since 2015 and only their second this century. What a run of excellence.

Point Diff. -53
15
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Bear Poop 4-9

Henderson has made a it a three horse race for Rookie of the Year.

Point Diff. -176
16
3
Big Boys 5-8

So I asked GrokAi how every team would fare if they faced the Buddies schedule this past season and not to take anything away from them, Buddies are a damn good team but everyone just sucked when they played them. 1. Every team would have had a much much better record. 2. When it spit it out it had changed the Big Boys team name to the "Tittsburg Feelers". lol

Point Diff. -74