The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 4 of the 2017 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 4 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 3
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High 5'n White Guys 3-0 Top 3 - 3 Weeks

Much like T campaign (landslide victory), White Guys are big winners!

Point Diff. +65
2
Cuban Refugees 3-0 Top 3 - 2 Weeks

Anthony has always been a fan of me. BIG fan of true patriot Rob Gronkowski! A real star!

Point Diff. +55
3
6
Bear Poop 2-1

Tom Brady is a dear friend of mine. A TRUE Patriot!

Point Diff. +21
4
Fightin' Mallards 1-2 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

Can't always rely on true patriot Chris Hogan to win games. Make a trade. Be proactive!

Point Diff. -31
5
3
Mexican Beans 2-1

The WALL will be built, and the Humping Beans will pay, either now or at a later date. #WALL #BOBBY #BEANS

Point Diff. +9
6
1
Apple Eaters 1-2

The media tries so hard to make the Eaters into a bad team. They will be fine!

Point Diff. -2
7
1
Ludke's Merry Men 2-1

Steve desperately wanted to join my administration, I said win a game and get back to me. Sad!

Point Diff. +16
8
5
Big Boys 1-2

Brandin Cooks is not a true Patriot. Can't decide whether to score or do nothing. He is very, very, bad for business!

Point Diff. -17
9
4
Chunky Chickens 2-1

Chickens are TRUE Patriots! Big winners, huge ratings. Dishonest media will not report, very sad.

Point Diff. -11
11
3
Memphis Brothers 1-2

These teams are VERY BAD, so I will tell a story about low energy Steve Dugas…

Point Diff. +4
12
2
Snapdragons 1-2

…Little Stevie shows up at Mar-A-Lago with deed to failing MM franchise and offers to be my GM- I tell him…

Point Diff. -17
13
2
UCornn Huskers 1-2

...he has a worse track record than Crooked Hillary (big choker!) and make him share a room with Steve Bannon on chili night. #MAGA

Point Diff. -2
14
2
Market Thugs 1-2

66 points after putting up nothing the first two weeks. Figure it out @bobbysansone!

Point Diff. +3
15
Burger Buddies 2-1

Buddies have more wins than half the league yet liberal MSM will not report! Much like Storey Bros. this team will crush Little Stevie when it counts.

Point Diff. -17
16
4
Asian Orangutangs 0-3

WOW! No wins and low TV ratings for this team. A waste!

Point Diff. -53