POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 4, 2017
Week
Year

1

White Guys 9-4

Much like T campaign (landslide victory), White Guys are big winners!


2

Refugees 9-3-1

Anthony has always been a fan of me. BIG fan of true patriot Rob Gronkowski! A real star!


3

6
Poop 6-7

Tom Brady is a dear friend of mine. A TRUE Patriot!


4

Mallards 9-4

Can't always rely on true patriot Chris Hogan to win games. Make a trade. Be proactive!


5

3
Beans 8-5

The WALL will be built, and the Humping Beans will pay, either now or at a later date. #WALL #BOBBY #BEANS


6

1
Eaters 8-5

The media tries so hard to make the Eaters into a bad team. They will be fine!


7

1
Merry Men 7-5-1

Steve desperately wanted to join my administration, I said win a game and get back to me. Sad!


8

5
Boys 6-7

Brandin Cooks is not a true Patriot. Can't decide whether to score or do nothing. He is very, very, bad for business!


9

4
Chickens 6-6-1

Chickens are TRUE Patriots! Big winners, huge ratings. Dishonest media will not report, very sad.


10

7
Llamas 4-9

I feel sorry for Gibby. Having to start those loser wide receivers. Very bad!


11

3
Brothers 4-9

These teams are VERY BAD, so I will tell a story about low energy Steve Dugas…


12

2
Dragons 6-6-1

…Little Stevie shows up at Mar-A-Lago with deed to failing MM franchise and offers to be my GM- I tell him…


13

2
Huskers 4-9

...he has a worse track record than Crooked Hillary (big choker!) and make him share a room with Steve Bannon on chili night. #MAGA


14

2
Thugs 5-8

66 points after putting up nothing the first two weeks. Figure it out @bobbysansone!


15

Buddies 5-8

Buddies have more wins than half the league yet liberal MSM will not report! Much like Storey Bros. this team will crush Little Stevie when it counts.


16

4
Orangutangs 6-7

WOW! No wins and low TV ratings for this team. A waste!