Nix or Prescott....such a good problem to have.
Point Diff.
+47
The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot
Power Rankings
Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 5 of the 2025 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.
2
Not dinging them for losing when you score 63.
Point Diff.
+27
3
2
Highest ranking since Drew Brees was under center.
Point Diff.
+62
4
2
Burger Buddies
2-1-1
Mike's lawyers combing the YFFL rules to find a loophole to use his RBs at WR.
Point Diff.
+38
5
4
Cracks in foundation have been worsening since Xavier Worthy went down three plays into the season, week 5 is the week the whole house comes down. That lineup vs Chickens is terrible.
Point Diff.
-11
6
2
Apple Eaters
2-2
Eaters are thrilled to see Beans on tap with Love on BYE this week.
Point Diff.
+31
7
3
Cuban Refugees
2-2
Deebo always has a big year when the year ends in an odd number.
Point Diff.
+5
8
1
Who makes a move for a WR first? White Guys or Buddies?
Point Diff.
+11
9
Mallards with an opportunity to make a statement vs 'Tangs this week after stealing a game from the Dragons Monday night.
Point Diff.
-8
10
3
UCornn Huskers
2-2
Now that's more like how Kev thought his weeks were going to play out.
Point Diff.
-1
11
1
Chunky Chickens
2-2
Hurts and Eagles are least interesting team in NFL to watch. I'd rather watch paint dry or flag traffic for three hours.
Point Diff.
-33
12
1
Big Boys
2-2
Dalton Kincaid continues to ball out after being called out in this column two weeks ago.
Point Diff.
-27
13
3
Market Thugs
2-2
Rome Odunze is only Thug who knows the season started four weeks ago.
Point Diff.
-21
14
Snapdragons
0-4
Hoping Dragons have changed their email settings to send all emails from Chickens to SPAM folder.
Point Diff.
-29
15
Bear Poop
1-3
Egbuka is borderline running away with the RoY award.
Point Diff.
-36
16
Mexican Beans
1-3
Stafford would look good on MM.
Point Diff.
-55