POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 8, 2012
Week
Year

1

Mallards 10-3

When Calvin Johnson doesn't score a TD, do you think Steve turns off the TV, gets out his belt and then whips himself on the back like the FBI guy in Boardwalk Empire? I kind of think he does...


2

1
Chickens 9-4

The one thing Nick needs to be sure to do during his run to the Super Bowl is


3

1
Dragons 5-8

After seeing the new player pages for Greg Zuerlein and Connor Barth, it is clear that Jon had a lot of time on his hands this week


4

Boys 7-6

Skimming the lineup...other than Moreno, Pead, Mendenhall, Miller, Hankerson, Floyd, and Sanu, there is a nice little team here


5

Poop 8-5

Alfred Morris has run away with Macor Misa...and our hearts.


6

Eaters 5-8

I'd be willing to bet those 10 points of Heath Miller's from SNF that were traded away will cost the Eaters a spot in the playoffs when the last spot in the AFC is decided by a tie breaker


7

3
Llamas 7-6

Losing to Ryan Fitzpatrick, Mike Tolbert, and Legatron is pretty embarrassing


8

1
Merry Men 6-7

Daunte Culpepper isn't walking through that door any time soon


9

Huskers 6-7

This team is going to find a way to 6 or 7 wins but what they really need is a top 3 pick


10

2
Beans 7-6

"The Mallards are what we thought they were. The Mallards are who we thought they were! That’s why we took the damn field. Now if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let ’em off the hook!"


11

Buddies 8-5

Jeremy Kerley adds yet another 3rd round gem to the YFFL class of 2011


12

4
Refugees 6-7

I'd say it would be hard for Aceto to replace MJD's weekly production, but he hasn't really been all that productive overall, so Green-Ellis should fit in nicely


13

1
Brothers 4-9

Paper Tigers. Time to blow that thing up and start again. Bri could easily move some players and have 4 first rounders in the 2013 draft.


14

Thugs 5-8

Report: Nick furious when Bobby turns down David Akers for Andrew Luck offer


15

2
Orangutangs 7-6

Jon is still wondering when he is going to wake up from this nightmare of a season


16

1
White Guys 4-9

Probably not as bad as their record, but need to figure out that mess at QB. Bobby will most likely readdress this next week when he returns.