The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 5 of the 2019 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 5 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 4
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Burger Buddies 3-1 Top 3 - 7 Weeks

Mind blowing the Buddies were held to just 21 points last week. Usually Mahomes scores that by himself.

Point Diff. +76
2
1
Market Thugs 4-0 Top 3 - 3 Weeks

Most teams have had around 200 points scored against them. The Thugs have only faced 108. Always helpful in getting off to a fast start.

Point Diff. +78
3
1
Fightin' Mallards 2-1-1 Top 5 - 5 Weeks

Mallards continue to swing for the fences as they pull off a massive trade and land DeAndre Hopkins. If this team can stay healthy they will be the NFC favorite from here on out.

Point Diff. +41
4
2
UCornn Huskers 3-1 Top 5 - 5 Weeks

Huskers decided not to show up week 4 in their pivotal game vs Division rival Chickens. They pull that again and they are going to be plummeting down the rankings.

Point Diff. +43
5
1
High 5'n White Guys 2-1-1

White Guys got lucky when Mallards screwed up and benched Godwin but then were not able to capitalize when Mike Thomas came up 5 yards short of delivering a win on Sunday night.

Point Diff. +13
6
2
Chunky Chickens 3-1

Chickens are no longer flying under the radar (or whatever it is that chickens can do with their wings) and Nick is back to his swaggering self. Finally feels like fall.

Point Diff. +56
7
Llamas Fantasy Football Team 2-2

Season saving win over the Bear in week 4. Couldn't afford to start 1-3 and have the Buddies on deck.

Point Diff. +18
8
3
Bear Poop 3-1

I love this Bear team but they really need to trade atleast one Patriot for someone who plays for another NFL team.

Point Diff. +27
9
1
Big Boys 2-2

Boys have been really consistent the last three weeks. If they can keep it up they may find themselves holding the wild card at seasons end.

Point Diff. -29
10
1
Memphis Brothers 2-2

I know John Ross just went down with a shoulder injury just as he was shedding his bust label, but all in all this is as healthy as I can remember a Brothers team being this late in the year.

Point Diff. -22
11
1
Ludke's Merry Men 2-2

Offload two starters, score 56 and win.....just how they drew it up.

Point Diff. -29
12
1
Asian Orangutangs 1-3

Will not be surprised if in two weeks we see these guys sitting there 3-3.

Point Diff. -24
13
4
Mexican Beans 1-3

That 1-0 start feels like a lifetime ago.

Point Diff. -52
14
1
Apple Eaters 0-4

Eaters are in the thick of things in PF, but they are getting lit up on a weekly basis averaging 63 PA.

Point Diff. -79
15
1
Snapdragons 0-4

The rebuild is on, but it feels like they are just a second RB away from being dangerous again.

Point Diff. -71
16
Cuban Refugees 1-3

No way this team can pull off their contractual obligation of 6-7 or 7-6. Call the lawyers.

Point Diff. -46