Injuries? "Talk to the trainer...NEXT question!"
Point Diff.
+41
The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot
Power Rankings
Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 8 of the 2007 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.
2
In this "Survival of the Fittest" season, the Llamas are surviving
Point Diff.
+34
3
1
Starting to get the feeling that this just might be the Bean "Magic" year
Point Diff.
+57
4
1
Oh those pesky Huskers just won't go away!
Point Diff.
+46
5
2
"We couldn't do didily poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We couldn't run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We got our asses totally kicked, that's what it boiled down to."
Point Diff.
+42
6
Burger Buddies
4-3
With LJ back, look for the Buddies to make a second-half run
Point Diff.
+12
7
2
League's 6th lowest scoring team has been saved by excellent waiver pick-ups
Point Diff.
+22
8
1
Memphis Brothers
2-5
"Hello?!? You PLAY to WIN the game! You don't play it just to play it."
Point Diff.
+5
9
1
Does their win over the Chickens void out the Aceto-Mike bet from earlier this year?
Point Diff.
+41
10
2
Chunky Chickens
2-5
"Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs! I just hope we can win a game."
Point Diff.
-46
11
2
Don't etch in "Kev Sansone" on that Owner of the Year trophy just yet...
Point Diff.
-19
12
1
Snapdragons
3-4
Have come back down to earth after surprising 3-2 start
Point Diff.
-40
13
1
Market Thugs
2-5
In case you're scoring at home - Tom Brady: 174 Thugs QBs: 16
Point Diff.
-73
14
Cuban Refugees
3-4
"I've raised the ante. Anyone who wants in, get in. Anyone one who wants out, get out."
Point Diff.
-63
15
1
"I'm a man! I'm 28! I'm not a kid! So gets your facts straight. That's garbage. That's all I've got to say. It makes me want to puke."
Point Diff.
-43
16
1
Big Boys
2-5
"The Beans are who we though they were! They are who we thought they were! And we let them off the hook!"
Point Diff.
-16